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I'm pretty sure the reducing number of votes on VFH is more to do with there being less good quality unfeatured articles around than any other reason. So, in an attempt to unearth some more feature worthy stuff, I'm going to suggest that everyone becomes a whore. This is a thread where you can promote those great articles you wrote that haven't gotten the credit they deserve, and you aren't whorish enough to self-nominate them. Don't list stuff that has already been on VFH and has received a lot of votes - that defeats the purpose of this thread.

I'll start with Constants. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:36, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

It kinda feels as though there are very few people actually writing right now :( I'm trying but I'm really slow at pumping out articles :s --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:06, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
I've always been partial to my Russian Roulette... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:56, Apr 16
I'm rarely shy about self-nomming, but there's one article that I've never got round to nomming and don't have any immediate plans to do so. That is my PLS-runner-up, UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:04, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Shame on you all for whoring. Also, mine is Cyanide.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:05, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
I can't believe people are reduced to whoring. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Who can forget the Burger Index? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 14:39, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Did you read that article I wrote that one time? It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:25, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Come on now....put some effort into your whoring, MO. Jeez...Hindleyite would be spinning in his grave, or maybe turning in his urn (dependant on his funeral choices, oh and also his death). -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It's an urn. He carries it around with him wherever he goes, just in case. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that he's a hermit crab. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:22, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

VOTE FOR THIS SUPER-COOL ARTICLE AND WIN A FREE TOTE BAG! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:49, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I remember that one article I wrote that one time. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:20 Apr 16
I rather like HowTo:Be a Loyal Employee and Stephen King. But people don't vote on VFH because they're lazy. It takes a long time. --THE 19:30, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
. VGD >=3 19:42, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Come to think of it, I DO have an excuse to make a new header.

What's the point of this? It's not like anyone is going to read these and decide to nom them when VFH is crowded as it is. Are we supposed to look through these instead of the articles already up for nomination? There's plenty of articles (including mine) that need voting on. While I applaud this noble effort, I can't help but snap all us daydreamers back to our senses. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:00 Apr 16

Agreed. Go vote. Do it! You know you want it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 20:12, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Nah, all the articles on VFH suck. We need better ones. Also, VFH isn't crowded. It's just about the least full I've ever seen it. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:24, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Noo!

Of course you know I cannot resist this type of thing. Why must you feed me? Barstools.
Oh, I ran out of articles to whore there. Must remember to write some more. Meh. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:43, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Eh, I guess I'm quite fond of Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament and Simon and Garfunkel - both rewrites, but both need finishing off, I think. And I'm lazy. So to conclude: none of mine at the moment, but I figured I'd whore a couple anyway. Why the hell not? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:49, Apr 17

Indeed, why not? (Note to self: Write more than one article. VGD >=3 14:42, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

UnScripts:Movie about making a movie about making a movie commentary and UnScripts:Uncyclopedia Employee Training Video were sort of forgotten a while ago for me. I should probably do something about them, but not right now. ~ Tophatsig.png

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