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...because we are no longer the worst. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 03:07, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I know, right?! I would've mentioned the existence of that thing you just mentioned, but mentioning that thing comes with a terrible curse! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:11, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know who that is and I never want to know either. So this means nothing to me. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:17, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

This is disturbing on a number of levels. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:31, Nov 19 2009

My point exactly. What the hell is a Jonas Brothers? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

We are Gagapedia. Are they a hive mind? ~ 19:56, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

If I vandalize them with an article resembling Unidentified man in green firing turret, can you promise me immunity from banning? pillow talk 20:11, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Cajek was not banned for writing that article if I remember correctly. I think he was finally banned for other more devious deeds. If you vandalise another wiki, and tell us we will ban you. If you write an article I doubt we will. :P Anyway, the trick is to tell everyone on IRC rather than on the wiki where everyone else is listening you silly nut. :P DON'T VANDALIZES DA STUFFS. unless it's conservapedia actually, don't even bother there. It's perfect as is. MrN 20:27, Nov 19

Any relation to "Radio Gaga" by Queen? I only listen to music from the 1970's, 1980's, and 1990's due to some time travel paradox that makes modern music suck for my listening enjoyment. It must be me, and not the music, as everyone else seems to like that Lady Gaga guy or whomever she/he pretends to be. Lady Gaga is like Mr./Ms./Mrs. Garrison on South Park I guess? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:20, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Lady GaGa is named after Queen's "Radio Gaga," yes. Otherwise, no relation. pillow talk 02:32, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Her backup singers are the Fat Bottomed Girls. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

OK, but then what does "Disco Stick" mean? Isn't that one of herm (her+him=herm) songs? I understand hers (her+his=hers) gender and sexual orientation is hard to figure out that she might be Trisexual or PseudoSexual or PloymorphicSexual or whatever and exists in states between male and female after a countless number of sex change operations. This isn't new to music, remember Michael Jackson? Why I remember one of my time travel adventures in which I had to get MTV to finally air the Michael Jackson music videos that set the trend for many musicians for decades to come. But one of the nasty side-effects is Lady Gaga, and for that I apologize. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:16, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Pfft. She's creating a whole lot more mystery around her gender than exists. She, like every other dumb teen slut in the country, is a heterosexual woman who occasionally enjoys kissing girls. And, yes, she has female anatomy. And that's all there is to it. pillow talk 22:00, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

IT'S A TRAP! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:48, Nov 20

Ok so Lady Gaga is a female of gender, likes kissing girls sometimes, but otherwise is dumb teen slut (I thought she was older like a teenybopper having been born in 1986 makes her 23 years old) like many others. I think Madonna started that teenage slut routine but then again it could have been Janet Jackson or even Bjork or Stevie Nicks. Anyway the gender bending thing must be some marketing ploy and PR stunt to shock the prudes and give her more credibility to actual transsexuals out there. Yes she has female anatomy but still has the Adam's Apple and bulge in her groin like a man would have. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:43, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

I am sorry I have to let you into a joke. The Thai word Gaga means crazy but they used it to apply to Ladyboys, but they changed it to Toot after the Dustin Hoffman movie "Tootsie". Bpa Bpa Ba Bouh is the new crazy as it means Looney Tooney but not a Ladyboy just the same as Batshit Insane, Ba or Bpa means crazy now but not a Ladyboy as that would be Toot instead. Thai has a BP sound that is between a B and a P that I cannot quite master. YaBa or YaBpa is Crazy Medicine as Ba or Bpa is Crazy and Ya is medicine or pills. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:05, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. You put far more thought into your wanking than anyone I've ever met before. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:12, 25 Nov

There's one thing you oughta explain to me

Since when were we trying, let alone trying hard? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:50, 20 November 2009

I like Lady Gaga

She talented. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Yes... at being untalented. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 01:17, Nov 21 2009

Then why isn't she here? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:21, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

She just doesn't know about it yet. She must be assimilated. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 01:22, Nov 21 2009

Yes she talented like Jillian Hall in the WWE. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:14, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

That's quite a pair of talents. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:52, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

I must confess I didn't read that article (out of character for someone who only buys Playboy for the articles) but the caption for the last picture did catch my eye. Who says wikipedia doesn't have a sense of humor. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:09, 25 Nov

I disagree with Orion Blastar's general premise. Unlike Jillian Hall, Lady Gaga's popularity isn't built on her sex appeal. Her attire isn't intended to arouse, but to confuse and dismay: what the fuck is she wearing? Are those even clothes? What is that, upholstry, Christmas tree lights, orange spray paint, fake fur, and spandex bracelets? WTF??? pillow talk 20:26, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

And she stole the eviscerated muppet jacket from me! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:51, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Actually Jillian Hall's popularity is built on her singing ability to confuse and dismay via bad singing and confusing lyrics. I figured Lady Gaga's popularity was based on the same like "Disco Stick" and songs like that which she sings so badly they have to use special effects to prevent the listeners from committing suicide so Lady Gaga sounds better than she actually does. When you use audio editing software and remove the special effects, Lady Gaga sounds just like, Jillian Hall! Are they twin sisters or something? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:53, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

So no one would mind then...

... if I was to try my hand at a re-write of this article. I hope I don't actually need to know her music to do it, do I? Pup

Disco Stick. That is all you need to know. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:36, Nov 23 2009

And she hates pants. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:12, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

We already have two of them, one is called Your mom and the other one is My ex-wife, but go ahead and create a third one named Lady Gaga and rewrite it with the slutty teenage pop Diva theme from the other ones, and remember to mention "Disco Stick" as a botched sexual reference of hers, and that she hates pants. Since she hates pants, she must also hate pantsuits, so she is the Anti-Hillary Clinton them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:50, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Lady Gaga claims that she never wears pants because her grandmother is so visually impaired that if she cannot see her legs she will not know who she is talking to. pillow talk 18:41, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Then what about Hotpants and short shorts? Are they not too pantsy enough for Lady Gaga's grandmother to see her legs? Is her grandmother also deaf, as I would think a grandmother ought to know the sound of her granddaughters voice from the voices of others. Wait, is Lady Gaga's grandmother Hellen Keller? That might explain things, she doesn't just need to see her legs, she needs to feel her legs. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:49, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Nope we don't "mine" the rewrite to the Lady Gaga article. We might mind the rewrite, but we would never "mine" the rewrite for gold or something else. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:49, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Orion Blastar - what are you talking about? Pup

The title of this section said "So no one would mine then..." but someone edited it to say mind instead of mine now after I wrote my joke. Which makes my joke invalid. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:54, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Retrospectively changing a section title... what evil bastard would do that? Pup

Yes Who indeed would do such an evvvvvviiiiiiiiiiilllllll thing? It would be like violating someone's religious freedom of expression by an opinion and/or dig at them. BTW I wonder if we can use that picture as it looks funny enough for our Creationism article. Just Photoshop Lady Gaga riding it, to make it even funnier. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:24, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

I would just like to point out the following:

That is all. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:23, Nov 27

ORLY? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:28, 27 November 2009

Just Dance is the only pop song in the last century to actually portray real life. And THINKER would gladly pleasure whatever is below her waistline. --THINKER 08:11, November 27, 2009 (UTC)