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As near as I can tell, there's probably enough people interested in having their own Uncyclopedia shirt that it warrants at least a single run of one shirt - assuming people can agree on one design. I have the connections to get it done and have the time to do the logistics/fulfillment. What say you? Are there legal issues? I'd like a light tan , short sleeve potato puzzle logo T-shirt myself.--    08:32, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I want cheap lobsters and naughty postcards. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:39, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Can I have cheap postcards and naughty lobsters? Far better than crabs. --Asahatter (annoy) 10:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Do you have any idea what those nasty things eat? Outlawed in Leviticus--    10:41, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

In reminiscence of my old welcome message, I want with "WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA" beneath it in big letters with the typeface Not A Good Username360 used in . —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:46, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I want a shirt that has A wizard did it with the picture and a hat that says "In Sophia We Trust" with a picture of the smexy potato. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:43, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

There are licensing issues (what ever happened to Forum:Uncyclopedia Store: A referendum, anyway? See also Forum:A proposal to save The Uncyclopedia Store., Forum:I think The Uncyclopedia Store should be on the Community Portal & Forum:Vote on Uncyclopedia Store) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:00, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, we are a commercial site now apparently(Yep... .com, not .org), so it only makes sense we try to make money independent of Wikia (They don't have to know!). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:09, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

They are for profit. We are CC, which is potentially problematic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:52, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

But no one has to know! If anyone finds out, I'll hide the van and we can deny everything! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:56, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

By the way, I assume we would be running it out of a van wandering across the States and Canada. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:01, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm just thinking of a simple run of shirts that will amount to little or no profit between friends. Who knows, get enough T-shirts with our URL on it and anything can happen.--    16:03, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

How about we give the profit to Wikia, in exchange for our #$&@ domain name back? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:30 Apr 08, 2009

It would be brilliant. Let's start a profitable enterprise to get our .org domain back! I got dibs on the movie idea!--    16:40, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Dude. I'll bet you're not even a real doctor. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:42 Apr 08, 2009

You'd be surprised at the level of non-education I occupy.--    16:49, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Something tells me it must be rather... strange. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:50 Apr 08, 2009

Didn't even finish high school. Two years later I took the GED stoned out of my mind and got a score in the 80 something range.--    16:53, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Fuck that. Let's just make a shirt with the Potato puzzle pic and this template underneath it:

This image has been appropriated from wealthy artisans to feed the artistically poor. In all likelihood, someone might be pissed. Good for them, since Uncyclopedia claims a fair use policy.

-OptyC Sucks! CUN17:40, 8 Apr

PSA time! Remember kids, finish school or you could end up an unemployed middle-aged man hanging out on a Wiki with people half your age!--    16:56, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

*Pbbt!* I'm ninety seven years old, dagnabit! I was here back when it was all tubes and punchcards. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:13, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

It'd be logistically a lot easier if we could persuade someone talented at the fine art of potato chopping to produce a printable "official" Uncyc design which people could then have printed onto a t-shirt themselves. Most towns of any size have a t-shirt printing shop, otherwise there's various online places that'll do them. Probably a simpler way, since we're spread out around the world. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:23, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Hindleyite

I've always really liked Hindleyite's shirt. I would totally buy this. pillow talk 22:06, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I already did. Last night. What idiots! God! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:09, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Douche. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

All this whoring is getting monotonous. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:13 Apr 08, 2009

I know right!? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:15, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

A wizard did it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm not very good at this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:23, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't matter what your answer is as long as you feel good about it —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

I want the 'I burning your dog' t-shirt. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

I wanted the iMax! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 00:05, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I want the This is Uncyclopedia!!! t-shirt --- player2- 09:44, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

a philosopher on toilet t-shirt can do Mahm00shA 10:00, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I doubt we could get away with it.

Wikia and Uncyclopedia Merchandise would most likely be similar to 20th century fox corporation and Family Guy clips... Saberwolf116 21:46, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

As far as I know, the Uncyclopedia puzzle potato logo is the property of user:rcmurphy, not that of Wikia Inc. Were this not the case, many potatoes would have been removed from many foreign-language Uncyclopedias years ago for legal reasons. --Carlb 17:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it will soon become the trademark of Wikimedia Foundation Inc., and I hope that they will make us use it under license (on condition that ownership would be transferred from Wikia to a non-profit tax-deductable company called Wikimedia Foundation Inc.) |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:54, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I hate Uncyclopedia merchandise

Uncyclopedia merchandise is the worst. Can I buy the Wikia ones?

Otherwise I would be like her crying.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:16, 22 April 2009 (UTC)