User:Asahatter

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Making Wild Stabs in the Dark[edit]

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and enjoys driving their Jaguar (NOT: JagWARR).
(British Uncyclopedians)

Asahatter is a skilled procrastinator who from time to time puts fingers to QWERTY and makes Mr QWERTY very happy indeed. Please feel free to stroke his ego with whatever garden implement you have to hand, but remember that he has no idea what half of this site is about because he is a citizen of her Britannic Majesty, so suffers from a) Lack of social awareness regarding US culture and b) a fondness for spelling things like what Chaucer did. He makes no apologies for b) but humbly craves forgiveness for a) if you are a citizen of a former colony, which, if you can read this, you probably are.

His 5 minute mission is to seek out and create new works of fiction and to boldly split hairs, hares and infinitives with reckless abandon. Oh, and by the way, he's back, as weird as ever.

The Anatomy of Asahatter[edit]

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Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month November 2008 Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month February 2010

Navel Fluff[edit]

  • Black and White Minstrels
  • 1984 - how accurately George Orwell predicted leg warmers etc
  • Francophiles - I mean, people who search the internet for pictures of men in berets
  • How To: Live Forever - the Fame method