User talk:Asahatter

The Archers

I've reviewed this, see pee review for comments and suggestions. --Winstanley1 13:29, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Love what you've done with this article, and its just great to see yet another Brit on the site. The invasion continues.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congratulations & thanks

Dear Sir,

For you, Asahatter...

As promised...

Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? The Humbled Master 23:22, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

thank you

...for making that picture for The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution. I've been wanting to add a "before and after" picture to the article for a long time, but everytime I try using photoshop I end up with absolute crap. So thanks. --THE 23:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism reverts

hi, since you seem to be taking part in reverting vandalism, I've added some javascript code to your account to give you a [rollback] link; this will allow you to revert vandalism instantly from both Recent Changes and History; please note though that this code will definitely not work with Internet Explorer, but should be fine if you're running Firefox. to activate the code, go to any page on Uncyclopedia and refresh, after that, it'll show in the places I mentioned, Cheers! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Happy happy. Joy joy.

Well, it's up. Screenwriting is now a featured article. It's all thanks to you.

You see, I'm a very modest dude, and would never have nominated my own article in a million years, nor even thought it was worthy. Thank you, very sincerely, for taking the time to read and nominate it.

I wish I had the wiki-smarts to make you some kind of template to put on your userpage. Perhaps I'll find out and get back to you.

'Ello matey

Here's how you make a basic template:

[[Image:YourPic'sNameHere.jpg|120px]]

YourTextHere YourTextHere YourTextHere YourTextHere

If you edit, you'll see the code - you can fiddle about with it to include or leave out text, play with borders and colours etc. Hope that's useful. RabbiTechno 17:43, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

The Archers

Sorry to see it didn't make it through VFH dude. I enjoyed it and honestly thought it would do better. Shows what I know huh? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:55, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need. It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list. And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Cheers for the vote Asahatter. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:14, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow

Looks like after all this time we may share a featured article! Bunfight has been around such a long time....on another note...is this image yours? Nice bit of work, I'd like to nom it for VFP if it is something you've created.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well lookee here.... Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yah, we can haz featured article!!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Nice one...

Forces of nature gone rampant, militant lumberjacks charging to the rescue? If you're interested in classics, here's a project you might want to add to: User:Multiliteralist/The lost play. I'm satisfied with what I have, but a few different voices for characters never hurt. I like the idea of templates there but I might need to change the templates a bit - not to contain automobiles or such but maybe imaginary things, gibberish or latin. The expletive template doesn't actually contain expletives and I don't think it should. Just sort of forgot to change the name. -- Style  Guide 08:28, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for picture

Celtic Ninja Star This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore

Thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

W♥v

Thank you... I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean. Thanks for voting.

sirsysrq @ 17:11 Nov 28

BBC Wireliss 4

THX 4 UR ARTIKL: IZ GRATE, BUT I FINKZ TEH ENGLISH IZ BIT OLD-FASHUND. IF U ROTE LIEK DIS, IM SHOOR UD APPEAL 2 MOAR YOUNG PEEPS AN WIRELES 4 WUD ONCE AGAIN BE TEH MOST POPLAR IN DA LAN, LIEK BAK IN DA DAIS WHEN IT WUZ TEH ONLY WIRELES STASHUN.

THX, BRIAN 'LOLSPEAK' HIGGINS

Pre-decimal

Why, thankyou, sir. I think I've pretty much finished it, but don't VFH just yet because I'll probably think of stuff to add to it overnight (unless I think of a new article altogether and lose interest, naturally). Your BBC Wireless 4, incidentally, is one of the best articles I've yet seen on Uncyc, a well-deserved feature that I enjoyed immensely being as I am an R4 addict. After all, what point is there in listening to any other channel since John Peel died? :-) RabbiTechno 17:31, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

PS, have some bagels.

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

I'm finished with it. Didn't add much, but would like to know what you think. RabbiTechno 17:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

You're quite right about Imperial measurements, I don't why I didn't do it that way in the first place now you make me think of it as it'd have been far more in keeping with the 'right-thinking British people' that the article is, in some ways, so obviously an attack upon. As for the Yanks understanding it, who cares about them? :-) I'll have a look at Printer Ink later, got to order some tickets first. RabbiTechno 11:12, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks

For reverting that asshat and all. Happens all the time of course, but I like to let people know their work is appreciated. Noticed he hit up a few pages and you got em all, so good on ya. Here, have one of these:

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cheers! -RAHB 08:39, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Peter Sutcliffe

Forgive my total newbie ignorance, but what exactly is Turkey Day Ball? Glad you like the crap I've spewed currently though. Dogshead 17:33, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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Bore da

Alright, boyo? You voted for an article about me. This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:15, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Review:)

Rejoice, Asahatter! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:32, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Cheers!

This is my happy face Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting! The Force is strong within you.

Hats off

To the giant penis UnNews story - superb and infinitely better than the real story. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:26, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voting for me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:20, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the help :)

Now that I've got something to giude me, I can try to make my article better and funnier without being completely stupid.

Pictures

Im not really sure how to put pictures on the articles yet, but Im getting there... First I need a picture of a dust bunny... And then a... yea... Thanks a heap!!

And I'll try to stop using bold print, lol :)

Thanks again :) Lollage Man 09:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Lollage Man has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

The ass in the hat

Greetings From Four Corners!! Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

Kind of sounds like some kinky Seuss pr0n. What do you think they would do with the fish in the story?--    14:19, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Free Stuff

While I was over at the Googleplex researching History of Google I managed to grab a load of these promotional t-shirts. Here's one for you because you voted for the article on VFH! Model not included. Thankyou from Rabbi Techno

Preemptive Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

(Though it hasn’t actually been featured yet.)

—Guildy

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Count yourself lucky, as I got another request for you:

This will be difficult, but can you make a photoshopped image of the Pokemon Platinum boxart in Arabic please? You can find the Pokemon Platinum boaxrt here to start you off. When you done my request below, can you do this one please? Yes, I'm trying to be nice here. So, what do you think? I'll give you the photo to start off: File:Pokemonplatinum-oz.PNG

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 10:27, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

I think the phrase you are struggling for is "thank you" --Asahatter (annoy) 11:46, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's like writing a letter, right? Anyway, can you make it please? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:54, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

I was trying to be nice and you walked away!

I was trying to be nice, and what did you do? You walked away from my requests, and I am stuck with an article with no images! Please, I am sorry for being rude. Can you forgive me? I don't want to be stuck helpless and rude forever. To the people who make images, I am sorry. For being too demanding, I am sorry. Please give me another chance. You can help on my request if you want. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 01:08, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.

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Thank you for voting for this article! Sir MacMania GUN—[05:42 11 Aug 2009]

Belated congrats

On having Chainsawcharge.jpg featured! Man, I remember way back when I logged into uncyc and saw that had been done for my picture request for Stoner High School. Awesome shop. Was a while ago but I've been semi inactive and hadn't noticed. Cheers --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 14:16, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

A few changes and amendments...

I added some additions to your article. I hope you don't mind. The only reason I'm informing you of this is because it's featured, and I wouldn't want you to feel that it's been in any way distorted. I personally thought my edits in no way conflicted with your original article. Feel free to revert or further edit if you are so inclined. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 07:37, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

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Giant photos, and hi

Tesla's guitar thanks you for helping to hoist Giant Jew Band to the front page. The band like the line-of-sight from there, and played all night for free on Uncy's roof. Thanks again, Al des chain 21 4

Hi, and I didn't know you had come back. I wanted to say hi during the Wotm voting when you won, but thought you were one of those whose back was to Uncy and that had already wiped the dust from your jeans. Nice work, I read just a few of your pages and I'll now be sure to go over more. About the photos at Giant Jew Band, guilty of giantism. The first one was the inspiration for the page( Giant Jew Band), and I seldom kick my muse, and then when I found the second Giant photo and it was an easy in-context placement, I was even more comfortable with it. So it's just a joke, and a change-of-pace. The nom is literally a surprise, and it was a fun work-in-progress for quite a few weeks. Welcome back, and good to meet you. Aleister in Chains 15:48 16 4 MMX