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There's a great site called Fundies Say The Darndest Things. It's a database of quotes from fundamentalists of all religions. This quote came from a familiar name. Is this the same OB as the one here at Uncyc? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:06, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

That's Blaster, not Blastar. Our's is an ar. He's pirish. That's like Swedish, but with pirates. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:13, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

No, it's misspelled on the site. The actual spelling of the user who provided the quote is Blastar. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:12, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Not only can't they spell, but they seem to take jokes seriously as well. It was a joke, but it ended up starting a one-sided flamewar on their web site. I used my Orion Blastar account to joke around and write funny things from time to time. I don't always write all of my jokes on Uncyclopedia, I write them in forums and blogs and other places on the Internet. I used to have an Orion Blastar space pirate from the future blog where I gave opinions based on a space pirate from the future, and it was one big joke. But people started to take me seriously and I ended up shutting down the blog. It should be obvious to anyone with a below average intelligence that I joke about things a lot, and shouldn't be taken so seriously. But oh well, there are suckers born every minute. I'll bet people take Steven Colbert seriously as well, the only real difference being that Steven has his own TV show and I just write funny things on the Internet. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:49, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Meh, Conservapedia's way funnier. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:21, Mar 16

Plenty of quotes on FSTDT come from Conservapedia. And anyway, I wasn't aware the two sites were in a competition. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:12, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Jesus told me there was a competition. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:14, Mar 16

Yeah. He would have told you. Fundie. Not like me, completely balanced. /me goes and shoots some Fundies-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:18, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, you probably edit conservapedia under a pseudonym.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 00:40, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Me, or Lj? (the answer for either is yes) Anyways, Jesus told me to say that, too. You should hear what he tells me about your mom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:45, Mar 17

LJ--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Nay. Before I so much as made a contribution under my account, I was banned. Granted, I was planning on trolling anyway, but still...never contributed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:20, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Not a bad idea, dude. BTW, what name did you use. --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:24, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

This one. I was banned because some dude named Lego (what're the odds?) went on a blanking/vandal spree before I got a chance to register.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Hah, i register and get banned within 5 min. of registering. [1]--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:45, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Wrong tact. Gotta be discreet.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Any exact tips? I wanna do this right. Would blaming ED help--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 01:51, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Barack BENSON Obama... nice. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Shoulda added a picture. --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 02:04, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

[2] I found him! --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 02:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

You found me, but I am easier to find than Jesus. To be honest I am influenced by Andy Kaufman into writing jokes like that which get a "gut reaction" from the audience. Like when Andy Kaufman told the Fridays audience that he converted to Christianity and faked being a Fundamentalist Preacher. Even he could support both sides of an issue at the same time and make it funny. Apparently that joke got over 38 gut reactions on it, I guess I still got it? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:51, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Actually it is me who said that, and I was joking when I said it. On Christdot I joke around a lot with PartonPeter and others there. I got into a debate with Joe Walsh on Stumbleupon about a Secular Church he wanted to found. It was like a few years ago and he was serious about a Secular Church for Atheists. So ever since I joke about that from time to time. Bill Gates was raised in a Congregational Church by his parents, by the way. Funny how the quote of mine was taken seriously, but oh well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:23, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Only goes to further prove Poe's law... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:44, 17 Mar 2008

Yeah it was a fake rant, written for humor. I didn't think it would be taken so seriously or stir up such a flamewar. A Pseudo Fundamentalist Fake Rant very much like ones I had written here in various articles in the past. Apparently no matter how funny something is written, there will always be people on the Internet that take it seriously. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, the internet is serious business, you know. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Mar 17

Don't I know it when I wrote If it is on the Internet it must be true? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:20, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Poe's Law is strong as ever. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:42, 17 March 2008 (UTC)