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I absolutely LOVE the Uncyclopedia, but don't enjoy all of the slang...am I just SOL or is there someway I can get around that? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jailman3 (talk • contribs)

At its worst Uncyc is like what is written on the back of a public toilet door. Can you stop your child reading what is written on the back of toilet doors? Do you? MrN 16:50, Oct 16

I follow my child into every toilet. Wait, I don't have a child. THEN WHO HAVE I BEEN FOLLOWING?!?!?!?!?--most certainly not Bradaphraser 19:21, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

That was me, you pervert. P.S. - Don't tell them what I do in there. :( Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 20:08, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Wait a minute you dumbass motherfucking douchebag, so that's your cum slowly dripping down into my ass-crack while Dennis Kucinich sucks my 25 foot long cock ever so sensually? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:00, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'm also not a fan of slang. Remember back when we used "groovy" to mean "good"? Those were the days. But all the kids these days are saying "totally tubular." That scares me. pillow talk 21:48, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Is that what they're saying now? That's just sick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 16 October 2009

I agree, it's totally sick, brah! Slang is illin'! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:45, Oct 16

Nah, Spang sucks. He'll never make it on VFH. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:42, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

At it's best, Uncyclopedia is like reading something on the back of a public toilet door. We really ought to do something about that. But I can't be bothered. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:26, 16 Oct

Hi there it looks like you want some sort of adult web filter. Firefox has this add-on and more and more adult material is now being targeted at young kids. So you might want to block entire web sites. Check IE for content adviser, or search get safe online for other content filters. I use OpenDNS for my son as it blocks web sites and setting it up on my DSL Router it sets his DNS settings to OpenDNS settings. But it blocks uncyclopedia.org as "humor/nudity/language" but somehow allows uncyclopedia.wikia.com instead? Some content filters you can set up to block web content that has "slang words" in it so your children won't be able to see it. Best thing you can do is monitor your childrens' use of the Internet by supervising them and putting their PC in a public place. In their room is a no-no as they can do whatever they want unsupervised. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:48, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

If you think Uncyclopedia is bad, go see Wikipedia. They're all "fact" this and "citation" that. It's like a whole different language. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, October 17, 2009(UTC)

Is there some type of parental control that can be used to block the internet? Because really, have you seen what's on it? DAMN LIES AND WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES. Who needs it? -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:31, 17 Oct

Okay

So we should buy over Wikipedia, because it pollutes young children's minds.

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1.  Well, it was my idea.[MODUzOPERANDI, teh] 14:09 October 17
2. Against. If they're polluting minds, what's the problem? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:13, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

   We don't want them to improve, as they improve as their minds get polluted or something thingamij. User:Zheliel • Talk 14:56 October 17

me again funny, it really is, and thats what I like about uncyclopedia...its funny! But you don't have to curse or be foul to be funny! I don't want to change Uncyclopedia, OR the users of it - I just wanted to know if the UNcyclopedia folks had ever added a filter option...:-) and I agree - the wikipedia is pretty bad; they're only satisfied with facts and other useless junque! AND have you ever stopped to think how much funnier it is if you read "Wait a minute you dumbXXX motherXXX douchebag, so that's your XXX slowly dripping down into my XXX while Dennis Kucinich sucks my XXX ever so sensually?" – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jailman3 (talk • contribs)

No, we don't have a filter (besides the one that won't let you put the word "penis" in an edit summary). Uncyclopedia is unfiltered too the max, bro. We're extreme! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:54, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

You know what? This XXX motherfucker is absolutely, XXX, fucking right. All of you XXX shit eating, cum guzzling, XXX faggots need to wash your XXX out with XXX. Jesus fucking XXX, it's so painfully XXX now. Delete XXX. -XXX 19:00, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hang on dude. I was following you right up to "All of you XXX shit eating, cum guzzling, XXX faggots" but after that you lost me... Did you mean XXX or XXX? MrN 19:43, Oct 17

XXX obviously. I'm not THAT big of a fucking asshole, XXX. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:46, 17 Oct

Jailman, if you have a problem with me then say it to me. Don't post it where the entire community can read it fucking nigger fag. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:12, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Motherfucking Genital Nigger Dogshit? Vagina Shitcakes Nazi Dolphin. So basically, that's it. -Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes, there is a kind of perental control you can use! All you have to do is find a pair of internet goggles like this, wear them, and then all the bad stuff on the internet goes away! Presto! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:26, 18 Oct 2009

Those goggles are also very useful in toilets. For protecting ones children from reality, and in addition, when you put them on yourself its easy to explain any mistakes which may then occur. MrN 01:32, Oct 18

Why would you put goggles in a toilet? That's where poo goes! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Gah! The goggles, they do nothing! Nothing against porn or crappy internet memes!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Uncyclopedia is not kid friendly

According to Captain Obvious and he wants to protect kids from their own stupidity. Parents do your kids watch Family Guy or Robot Chicken or even The Simpsons? Did you know these cartoons are targeted at 20something young people and not your toddlers, tweens, and children of a minor age ie underage? Just as TV is not a good baby sitter so too is the Internet not a good baby sitter. TV and the Internet will rot your child's brains, make long distance phone calls to foreign nations like China, order pizzas and put it on your account, and raid your refrigerator leaving it empty when you come home, and make out with every significant other they can on your couch as your kids watch. You should really be watching Nanny 911 or some other show about raising your kids. Want proof? Look at me, I'm batsh*t insane crazy and I grew up on Bugs Bunny cartoons, The Three Stooges, Tom and Jerry, Popeye, and many others made for adults in the 1930's and 1940's as film shorts to be shown before the main feature in theaters but cheaply made into kiddie cartoons and TV shows. That is why my generation, Generation-X is the suicide generation. So if you do not want your kids to grow up to be drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps, gangstas, or crazy batsh*t insane people like me, monitor what they watch on TV and view on the Internet. Use parental controls and content filters, unless you actually think that I, Orion Blastar, am cool enough for your kids to emulate and that they can handle profane and adult materials? But such parents are considered bad parents by society's standards. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:42, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It is worth noting that the Internet, as a whole, is no more safe than the real world, and sometimes less so. If children are not allowed to wander (attended or not) through the red light districts of real life, why should they be similarly free on the Internet. Also, stop babying your children, they're going to experience this crap eventually. --Sir gwax (talk) 04:18, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It is up to the parents to tell their kids how to handle this sort of stuff, teach them right from wrong, which is a part of raising them up. Yeah sure eventually kids get exposed to the adult world, which is the whole theme of "South Park" and kids cussing up a storm and doing things they shouldn't be doing. Anyway Uncyclopedia has a small project called UnJunior UnBooks of UnBooks aimed at children. Now they might have a wee bit of adult content in them. But the ones I wrote I tried to leave the cussing and adult stuff out of it. A Very Veggie Christmas tells a tale of mental illness and how one can become biased even in a world of Christian vegetables. Smurfalypse Now tells a watered down tale of the Vietnam War that even children can find funny and enjoyable. Swear words are replaced with "Smurf" etc. They are Gonzo Fiction in which a version of me, Onion Blaster or Orion Smurfstar is featured in the UnBook, but I didn't want to make fun of a real person and I couldn't think of a good enough fictional name to replace a variation of mine. I'd tell the mother with kids to start there and see if they are good enough for her kids to read as a starter to Uncyclopedia. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:12, October 20, 2009 (UTC)