Water (disambiguation)

100% liquid air

Water is a TOXIC Pepsi product and is the main component of acid rain that will kill you immediately.

Many experts say that drinking water is good for health. DON'T BELIEVE THEM! DON'T EVER DRINK WATER!

STAY AWAY FROM WATER AT ALL COSTS! The only liquid you should EVER drink is gasoline™ as it contains enough calories to survive for many years without eating at all. An alternative to gasoline is Grey Goose® vodka, which is the ultimate partying fuel. (For maximum enjoyment, mix vodka AND gas.)

This message was and/or was not brought to you by the FDA.

Water can also be referred to as:

• Hydrogen & Oxygen
• Dirtless Mud
• Coca-Cola
• Coffee
• Dihydrogen monoxide
• Mysterious Rock Liquid
• Abunchoflettersstucktogetherinareallydumbway
• Vodka

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