Velma (TV Series)

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“Ah Crap, I'm All Syrupy…Bathies”

~ Fred Jones after spilling syrup all over his shirt in the table

She's actually the killer?!

“Rom-coms can kiss my ass”

~ Norville

Velma is a American Adult Horror Comedy Based on the titular Character from the Scooby Doo Franchise. Created and Developed by Charlie Grandy, it also stars Mindy Kaling as Velma Dinkley, and several more actors. Charlie was also served as a "Show Runner" in the series.

First Premiered in HBO Max, It Received Mixed Reviews which turned to 1%. Making The Lowest Animated Adult Show ever made, Besides of Cailou or Wonder Showzen. Even Darkstalkers, Allen Gregory.

Plot

Taking place in a Alternate Universe as a "Origin Story" for the Mystery Gang as a love gay story, it follows a African american Velma Dickley (The main character) as she tries to Find her Missing Mother, as well of Numerous Murders of Girls

Cast

List of Scooby Doo Characters

Main

Velma Dickley: Voiced by Mindy Kaling, A BlackWashed Snarky Teenage Nerd Girl Wanna-be Dectective, Who had a crush on her Killer friend Fred Jones. had a long passion of solving mysteries with her Mother which she once Disappears.

Fred Jones: Voiced by Glenn Howerton, A Popular Rich 16 year old but Freaky Serial Killer, Velma's Crush.

Norville Rodgers: Voiced by Sam Richardson , Velmas Best Friend and also a school reporter.

Daphne Blake: a Popular Girl like Fred Jones, Former Friend of Velma. Raised by her Adoptive Two Mothers.

Supporting Characters

Aman Dinkley: Velmas Lawyer Father.

Dandtuff Tuba: A Student in the Coolsville High

Episodes

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"Velma"

Velma Gets implicated when Brenda gets lobotomized. Since after her hallucinations from her Missing Mother, She also heard from Norville that there were missing cameras in the Bathroom that could be connected to the case. Moving on, Velma was confronted by Other girls (Including Daphne) who Slip it with Fred because that he had some insecurities, Velma and Norville sneaks Inside his mansion. there, a camera in the latter reveals that Fred is Responsible. he said that he wants to kill Velma, Nonetheless taken by Donna and Linda, She really Knows what's Next.

"The Candy (Wo)man"

While Aman agrees with a defend to Fred in a court, Velma asked Daphne with a Cold Case file, but she say only will do it if Velma gives $500 to her, She also discovers that daphne is actually school's "Candy Woman" which she was threatened to sell drugs. Meanwhile with Norville, he decides to sell his RARE sword, even his kidney on Ebay, awarded with $500 by figuring out to win Velma's Heart. Daphne reveals that the reason why she's doing that because a guy with glasses told her to get as a job, Aman Agree's to get Velma's $500.

"Velma Kai"

sorting her feelings to Daphne, Velma asked if she imprison's Fred, but a hallucination caused her to get kicked out of the place. The High School held a Woman Defense tournament which Velma and Daphne into the finals, before their fights, both each liked them. But Velma admits that Daphne stakes her Popularity. she ends up reading Daphnes Journal but forced to apologize from her backfires, the girls decided to be friends now. Meanwhile with Norville, he tries to pick Fred's brain and Gets into his fathers Cardigan. Fred said that he wasn't responsible for the disappearance of Diya or Murders, Much had changed Velma, the other Prisoners caused a Riot.

"Velma Makes a List"

After Fred gets Released from Prison, a girl named Lola got lobotomized, similar to Brenda. Velma decides to offer a Rank to other girls that were going to be Murdered, this prompts every girl to be Sexual at the same time to order to be in the list. Being Overwhelmed, she talks to Fred that the girls are hiding their selfs, This turns her into a Stepsister after Sophie gives birth to a girl. Meanwhile, Fred was reading a book to become his "Inner Beauty" called "The Feminine Mystique" and Norville Helps Daphne find clues.

"Marching Band Sleepover"

While Norville's Relation to Gigi makes him forget Velma, Fred tells that his mansion used to belong a Mad Scientist. She decides to hold a Marching Band Sleepover at her house to Surprise Norville, Velma and Gigi gets into a Fight , Revealing that the Mad Scientist was Norville's Grandmother. Later, the guests get Hungry, Velma and the others get food by stealing a police car, she realizes she's being selfish and she gets arrested by the police. Velma Bribes Principle Rodgers and tells to Dr Predue, Meanwhile with Daphne, she went to a crystal cave and find her "Real" mom without no explaining, Revealing that her Parents are Crime Gangsters.

"The Sins of the Father and some of the mothers"

Principle Rodger tells Velma that Dr Predue went Mentally Insane after working for S.C.O.O.B.I, Velma gets a hallucination and realized that her father disbelief about her mother's Kidnapping. Velma then confronts with Aman, Bonding together, she demanded that Aman was just making a Excuse for Sophie, being frustrated from Rodgers answers. with Fred's help, Velma finds Predue's Lab Under his mansion which joined by Aman, believing that Diya's Kidnapped came with a Note "JINKIES".

"Fog Fest"

Finally her hallucinations are gone, Velma Spends on Investigating, the town gets a Crystal Cove Fest and Fred's Parents Insist to get him into a Fog King and Queen, asking Daphne to be his date. while Norville win the title for himself with Gigi, Velma finds a Phone Number in Diya's Note which calls a serial killer which its at the Fog Fest, that its going to kill girls here. she disguises as a guy named Manny and goes herself attending the fest, Including Daphne, she tells her that Velma Ignored her when they were elected to be as Fog King and Queen, Fred Expose's Her to be as Velma. but sadly, Norville and Gigi wins, Velma Apologies to Daphne as a "bad friend" before when the Frick'in serial killer shows up and started attacking them, managing to escape, leaving only the cell phone.

"A Velma in the Woods"

Velma and Daphne hacks into the serial killers cell phone and finding random photos until one photo showing Mount Crystal Woods, theywent there which Daphne checks with Oliver instead. Velma lies to her that her hallucinations are back to lurk daphne, Norville invites both into Gigi's family cabin, Originally planned as a Romantic Meeting. they all fall down, getting trapped in the bottom of ravine, a cave leading to a crystal, also leading to the killers secret lair, Fred was there along with the brains of dead girls. during this, Velma purpose Daphne and they tried to kiss but the Lair begins to crumble, they were saved by Diya and carefully lead him safely in the van, Velma was happy to reunite her Long Lost Mother but asked Diya who kidnapped her, Diya don't remembers.

"Family (Wo)man"

Diya is diagnosed with amnesia and she only has hour to get her memories back, to make her happy, Velma lies about the past 2 years such as Aman's relationship and sophie's child was Norville's younger brother. however, she find a welding mask which Lamont is the killer, but he denies and caused Norville to end their friendship forever, Meanwhile with Daphne and Fred, trying to pretend to date as gaining popularity, kissing together. it unfortunately made Velma hurt her feelings, Diya learned that Aman infidelity and returns her memories.

"The Brains of the Operation"

Velma won't even think that her mother was a serial killer and can't proved herself yet, after talking to her, she notice that She is repeating the word again, thinking that Diya is hypnotized, She remembers that the killer hypnotize her in two years to blame herself, Daphne finds a pocket watch which the killer used for hypnotizing victims, and it has a Jones logo on it, Velma figures out that Victoria Jones is the killer, trying to recreate Dr Predue to switch Fred's Brain so he can be competent. arriving at Jones house, Velma finds Fred and Daphne tied together in Predue's Lab and hits Victoria before she can do it to them, a fight begins, causing Norville's confused Arrival. he kills Victoria and they became hailed as heroes.

"Velma Gets Engaged"

With Norville and Daphne gone on a "playcation," and Fred pleading a bad cough that day, Shaggy, Scooby, Scrappy, and Velma decide to do some ghost huntin.' Velma smells something. She asks the dogs to quit sniffing each other (gross!! dogcest?!) and track it down, and they find Fred eating lasagna with a fat cat in the bushes. Scrappy goes bananas because he recognizes the lasagna; He, Scrappy, had stolen it from The Ghostly Gobbler on a recent adventure and hidden it in his jock strap drawer. What was Fred doing rummaging through Scrappy's jock strap drawer?! Fred has no answer, but Velma figures it out. She announces that she and Fred are getting married! She explains that years before, Fred had agreed to and signed a prenuptial prenup to marry her to prevent her from become a wrinkled old hag someday if he ever rummaged through Scrappy's jock strap drawer, found a stolen lasagna, stole it, and went into the bushes to eat with a fat cat!! They all scream madly for joy, except Scrappy who screams madly in anger and because he just saw, under Scooby's tail, while sniffing there, a miniature Ghostly Gobbler...or is it Son of Ghostly Gobbler, possibly with the first name of...Ghastly??! Tune in after another 30 years to find out, you mystery-lovin' schmuck!

Reception

screenwriters didn't even KNOW how to make a (Joke)

The Show Received mixed Reception in Review Sites, One User in IMDB said that "THIS SHOW SUCKS BECAUSE THEY CHANGED VELMA AND SHAGGY INTO BLACK!!" and another User in Rotten Tomatoes said "I Really wish Velma wasn't is"

See Also

A scene were Velma Killed a Girl which made Norville shocked

Charlie Chaplin was really surprised seeing this

• Ren and Stimpy: Also A Rebooted Adult show
• Racism: Reasons Why
• The Room

Velma Wants the Viewers to die