User talk:Xerto757

Welcome Xerto757.

Welcome!

Hello Xerto757, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.

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• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave one of them a message on their talk page.

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN 00:59, Mar 29

Thank you, But i am Familiar with Wikipedia and Scribblewiki and all of that stuff. BTW where do I find the color codes to make myself a signature? Xerto757

Rock-On Campain NewsLetter

These events are currently going on:

• Wazzup80 will not be on till around May 25 due to being banned for a month.
• Da man350 (club owner) Is currently looking for new club ideas/activities, if you have any suggestions, leave a note on his talk page.

• A Note From Club Owner: Aww come on, I'm the only active club member, we need to come up with some events and recruit some more people.

- Writen By Da man350

You know who this is dont you, Noah? --X 3 r t 0 ^{Talk 01:29, 29 March 2009 (UTC)}

Sig

Your sig is screwed up. Look at this on the bottum of the page. Da man360^{Leave A Message}

Nah uh --X3rt0 ^{Talk 01:33, 29 March 2009 (UTC) }}

... Now it isn't. I hate it when you do this... Da man360^{Leave A Message}

I fixed it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

And now I need to fix it again! How frustrating! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:36, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

WTF? --X3rt0 ^Talk 01:37, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

All fixed now. What the hell are you doing with Dexter's douche template? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK X3rt0 ^Talk

Calm down, man. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:43, 29 March 2009 (UTC)\\

fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck. shelby has brocken up with me AGAIN (that was for noah to see cuz he understands) oh well Anna is hotter and she'll date me X3rt0 ^Talk (That was for only Da Man) X3rt0 ^Talk

Please use good grammer, I know I used to have horrible grammer but, now I can't stand bad grammer. Da man360^{Leave A Message}

Grammar is spelled with an "a". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:58, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Awkward... Da man360^{Leave A Message}

Don't worry. You're still Da man. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

WTF

Why did you edit my game? Da man360^{Leave A Message}

My signature

Could you tell me why you were tinkering with my signature? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:59, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

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Rock-On Campain NewsLetter

These events are currently going on:

• Wazzup80 will not be on till around May 25 due to being banned for a month.
• Da man350 (club owner) Is currently looking for new club ideas/activities, if you have any suggestions, leave a note on his talk page.

• A Note From Club Owner: Aww come on, I'm the only active club member, we need to come up with some events and recruit some more people.

- Writen By Da man350