User talk:Wishing for a Name
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
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Hello, Wishing for a Name, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
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Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet. However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming. |
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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And have a score userbox. 09:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Hey Tom, between me and you this must be the most colorful user talk page yet! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
has awarded you a Nuclear missile |
