User talk:Verp Tlethl

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 04:12, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Grak! Verp 06:16, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

And the same to you! GreenReaper 02:34, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Woof! Mego 14:35, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Rawr!

It's never too late, is it? :P ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 16:04, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

It is in deed never too late, Verp 02:23, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

But... I like kitties... =3 Video Game Dictator 17:41, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Attention, n00b

Who are you, and why did you randomly comment on my talk page?

I was trying to communicate with a fellow furry, foolish round-pupils. Sorry, that was uncalled for. Verp 03:22, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

P.S. dear crazy young man, please try to sign things or you come across as a coward or newby. Grak! Verp 21:28, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Er...grak?

Yeah, I gave you some suggestions for your UnNews on its talk page. Don't know if you have it watched. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:31, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Grak! Verp 21:54, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

*pokes* =^.^=

Hewwo. I replied on my talk page.

By the way, if you want to talk more, I'm a regular on Psypets and YS (under the same name as here). I could also talk here if all else fails and you don't care about everyone, their grandma, and their cat reading it, though I'll warn you I'm normally not on uncyclopedia as much as I am on other sites. Lamoxlamae 01:44, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Question!

“ It all depends on what kind of milk you would want. I am not into turning into a giant breast and chasing people around unless you have your heart set on that. I try not to do anything that disturbs people or would cause anyone, including the National Guard to shoot at me. I am cable of any number of things well within the range of TMI, so I ask that anyone wanting me to do anything potentially offensive to others contact me discreetly. We shape shifters acknowledge boundaries too. ”

WHAT!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:07, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

It's all part of Verp's persona. I think it would be funny to have an alien who does odd, alien stuff for the pleasure of himself and others and is forthright about it. In his back story, Verp has a Star Trek style changeling in his ancestry, so he can become and do just about anything the laws of physics in that Universe allow. If someone wants to taste Malagasy fossa milk or gets sexual pleasure from being chased by a giant breast like in that picture, he will satisfy such urges, within reason. The giant breast pictured is from the Woody Allen comedy "Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex, but Were Afraid to Ask". It was a rogue breast from a medical experiment gone honorably wrong. It would chase down and smother men under its massive weight. There have to be people out there that would enjoy pretending that was happening to them, so Verp would cheerfully indulge them, loving to cause people pleasure and enjoying the whole silly game himself. Part of his charm is he knows what he does is odd and humorous in the context of contemporary human culture. A giant breast chasing people across the landscape would probably attract the wrong kind of attention out in public, including having law enforcement and other people shoot at it, so it would need to be done some place discreet away from public view.

Being able to satisfy really odd sexual fantasies with the ability to turn into virtually anything would be deeply disturbing to many people, so contacting Verp about such things would be best done discreetly. Part of the discretion being out of necessity for the privacy of the alien and people who want to do really odd things with the really odd alien. People have enough trouble even tolerating gays. Can you imagine what sort of violent reaction a shape shifting alien and that creature's partners would get?

The imagination boggles at the humorous and satirical possibilities. Even the squick factor is an integral part of it all. (Even if you asked the question in jest, I had to respond if just to play along).

XD HAHAHA! You seem like an awesome little alien dude, so allow me to re-introduce myself: I'm Regret Tenenbaum, but you can call me Regret. Most call me RT. Or Mr. Grieve. Or... Darin, maybe? Who cares. Anywho, I'm a Consigliere over here at the Uncyc Mafia (which I really recommend for a person of such eloquence) and... yeah! Nice to meet you! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:49, 5 September 2008 (UTC)