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It's over...the battle is over.....

I kinda like my armor...I think i'll keep wearing it....zzzz....zzzzzzzzzzzz...... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC) /me wakes up If there's going to be two Creators, I think Conniving should be a Creator. Sorry Han, but I think it's the best we can have for Grueslayer. /me de-thrones Han to Implementor, and gives Conniving the powers of Creator

That's life.

Also, I think Emmzee quit. Things change you know. He's off the team UNLESS he comes back. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:23, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Er, yeah. But remeber who made the very first game pages, and the Easy mode plot!  :) (Me.) Anyways, Conniving really deserves it more than me. Han Solo channels Creator power to Conniving. Oh, and a creator can not channel power from me. :) I haxxorz. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:28, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Things change. It's really sad to see Emmzee go, would be even sadder if he actually died in real life or something. If he comes back, though, he'll want the Creator status back(i'm betting), so Conniving had better make use of his powerz. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:33, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... I hope he's alright... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:35, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Me too... although he is on Category:Deceased_Users.... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:37, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Maybe he's on vacation, a trip, or staying somewhere. I've heard of vacations lasting months at a time. Same thing for staying somewhere. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:41, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: Holy crap! I feel like I reached the end of a questline from Oblivion and became leader of a guild! But i'm not sure. I don't think i'm ready yet. Doesn't mean I won't consider the offer.

Why am I hesitant? Whatever Emmzee is doing, he wanted Han to be the leader or something. Maybe i'll just win leadership in Rock, Paper, Airstrike. Conniving 00:48, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

But why do you have to put Han down so bluntly? O_o Conniving 00:54, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

That's life. Did you get the e-mail? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:05, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

No. Dammit, you ruined my edit! >:( It was long, and I accidentally copied the wrong thing trying to insert it. My message is lost. Conniving 01:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

In a nutshell, it's requesting that this page remain unchanged as it's how I figured Trar knew him personally, and how i'll do the best I can. Conniving 01:11, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I don't know him in real life, and I think it should be changed. Sorry. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:57, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Well it's over. People have stopped trying to rally me and i missed out on all the excitement. --Naughty Budgie

You can read the archives. Number Four to be exact. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:43, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

(Uncyclopedian comes in, looking hungry. He is wielding a Soap Gun and a sword.)

Uncyclopedian: Am I late? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yes. AND YOU'RE BACK! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:04, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

And I am Unbooks AotM!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

ACHTUNG!

I have an idea! If we want to comment on the archives, we just use the Game namespace on the archives as a talk page! IT'S BRILLIANT! Glad I thought of it! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:31, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

By the way, click here. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:04, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

GRUESLAYER NOW HAS IT'S VERY OWN IRC CHANNEL!

#grueslayer is now in business! All Implementors and Creators are channel Admins automatically. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:17, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

I can't get into the site. Conniving 13:43, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Do you have xChat, Chatzilla, Java, or any sort of IRC client? It's kinda needed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:47, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I don't have a freenode account, so I can't be an admin. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:00, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Hey guys.

I'm back. With a vengeance. --Emmzee 05:17, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Trar replaced every instance of "Emmzee" with "Conniving". THEY STOLE MY POWER!!!! Also, we though you were dead. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:22, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

I was dead. Awesome story. I'd tell you right now, but you'd die due to awesomeness. It involved Pearl Jam, twenty tabs of acid, and me thinking I was a glass of orange juice for two and a half months. --Emmzee 05:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Sounds like SOMEBODY (Emmzee) has been watching their fair share of british comedy.--Naughty Budgie 23:15, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

SHIT. /me channels Creator power from Conniving to Emmzee --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:53, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Also... one more thing. /me headshots Trar --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:57, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, everything is back to normal, Emmzee is a Creator again, and I come back to life as a Flood Combat Form and beat the shit out of Han. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:02, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

/me shoots soap gun at Han. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Emmzee is back, Uncyclopedian is unbanned, and i'm back from my break! Yay! Conniving 19:16, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

And I warned you, the pages with Emmzee on them should not have been changed. Conniving 19:51, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Yes, they should have been changed. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I'm... not so sure. :( Conniving 20:31, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Jesus.

I need a map of the game, or someone to give me a walkthrough, because this leave of absence has really messed with my head. --Emmzee 23:14, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

A map? Well... perhaps someone like Zork Implementor L knows how to make one? Conniving 23:22, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Where are you lost? Conniving 23:23, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Everywhere. I forgot almost everything. --Emmzee 23:23, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, Chapter 2 of Easy Mode is just about done with the Benson boss fight programmed, Intermediate Mode has zombies and such, Hard Mode... I don't think that really went anywhere, and PvP needs people to program the fights on its list. Plus, i'm brainstorming the storyline beyond PvP "level" 5, the previously agreed final series. Could you help me? Conniving 23:36, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

So, the final series is here, eh? Time to program my fight.......... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:45, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

No, it's not. The others aren't done. Most aren't even started. Conniving 01:21, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Hi!

Remember me? I hope you do.

I've been on a two-week vacation. What's happened? --—Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 11:57, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Check Archive 4. Conniving 01:22, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Aw, I could have used my Galaxy Bazooka. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:21, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

That's banned. Strangely, weapons like the Scroll of Savato Summon +1 and the Grueslayer aren't. Conniving 23:02, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Pongo fires a galaxy at Conniving —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 13:44, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Trar deflects the galaxy. Trar: Woah there, we don't want another fight! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:46, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo poins a rifle at Pongo's head. Han Solo: Try that again. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:30, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian rips Pongo's head off. Uncyclopedian: No galaxy bazookas. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Change yer fightin' skills into programmin' skills. Perhaps you have more ideas? Conniving 00:40, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Pongo puts his head back on.

Uh, something furry? It's weird and a minority!!! Humo(u)r abound! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:47, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Now make it into a fight. Or program one of the existing but un-started ones. And did you see the bathroom subplot? Conniving 14:03, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

YOU DUMBSPOCKETS!

GRUESLAYER'S DERELICT! NOW GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:11, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Wow. Well, I have added a page. HAN!!! CONNIVING!!! EMMZEE!!! EVERYONE ELSE!!! TRARGDOR, STOP YELLING AND BURNINATING US!!! YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BENSON!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Sorry. I've been inactive recently. I've been playing more grid-based MMORPGs than is good for me. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:51, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, playing to much Urban Dead.... and nexuswar.. and Kingdom of Loathing... and the kitchen sink... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:54, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

It's been Urban Dead, Nexus War, Hell Rising, and Kingdom of Loathing for me. However, I've never heard of "the kitchen sink". Is it any good? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:09, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

It's pretty good. you click on the knob.. and then WATER COMES OUT OF THE KITCHEN SINK! IT'S SO AWESOME! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:17, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

OMG THAT SOUNDS SO KEWL!!!!11! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:30, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, what did I miss? Conniving 01:10, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

And if Uncyclopedian doesn't finish that TYATU-themed fight, i'm picking something else as the transition. Conniving 02:05, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Game:Grueslayer/PvP/TYATU/IRA/show/sfs/launch. Remember that unused finish? I put it to good work here. You have your victory right here! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Hey, that's the same thing I told Han to do months ago, but you didn't agree with. Only difference is this has even less words and plot to it! Conniving 02:29, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but this time it is placed where it makes a tiny bit of sense! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Where'd the shield come from? Conniving 02:43, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

I am going to make that a joke win. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Reyalseurg MUST be introduced. And properly. Conniving 01:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Make that, it leads to the win, but is not actually the win. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

It's supposed to be that the battle is over, this new challenger appears, then the player goes to challenge him to find that most of the other players logged out and new ones have logged in during the time GS was fighting. Conniving 01:47, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Can I suggest an opponent for Level 3, or whatever? How about a Zombie? Complete with Urban Dead text. OR what about An Infernal behemoth (A Demon.)? complete with nexuswar text. Oh! What about the Naughty sorceress, complete with Copy-paste from the Kingdom of Loathing??? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:39, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm considering who it should be. (Doesn't mean i'll be the one to think up the actual character, you keep thinking.) Generic zombies and demons are just generic, and I want any "transitions" to be original characters. I hope you remember where to chat about this, I expect this conversation to continue there. Conniving 02:41, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

How about a vandal, or a group of vandals? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Vandals... and Goths. :D Maybe... but keep thinking. I don't like a large number GS V.S. Army fights, try to think of a person suited for one-on-one duels. Conniving 02:47, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

How about the man...the man who is the host of the Uncyclopedia Game Shows!!! Meet...Bob "Woofer" Potato!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

...nah. Try again. Whoever is the transition has to have some sort of considerable impact. I'm not saying the plot has to completely whore them out. Even with the first transition, it's supposed to be hidden. The player who beats that fight is supposed to figure "Holy crap, a secret area!" Conniving 03:01, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Those were not suggestions for transition guys. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oh. Well, they work for level 3 opponents. Conniving 11:51, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Guys, I have a job for you

Continue Game:Grueslayer/PvP/TYATU/launch/notquitedone to Chapter 2. The wrong gate is the winning one. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Never give away death pages with the words "die" or "stupid". Or anything similar. Conniving 11:53, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

On PvP

PvP is a great idea. It allows for fights that wouldn't be implemented into the actual game.

However, I believe that PvP should be a secondary matter, that is to be only intensively worked on after Grueslayer itself is finished.

This is why I suggest we divert our attentions from PvP. The main plot hasn't been updated for quite a while.

I suggest that, starting tomorrow, we get editing the main plot. No more chit-chat. It's time for action! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:24, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

I agree. (sticks banana magnet on Pongo) Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

At least avoid any Uncyclopedia references in the main plot. Make a fresh plot. I like the Land of Flamewars (it's original), but disagree with Benson being in (Newbie: Who the hell is "Benson"? And what's a Codeine?). I'd like to hear more about that princess that Han was talking about before. Conniving 01:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Benson was planned to be in there from a time just after Chapter 2 started. And Trar agreed with Benson being in. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Fine, but even I, someone who knows who this is, questioned why the plot goes on such a non-sequitur to pay tribute to him. Were we just kissing up? Conniving 01:22, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

No, we thought it would be fun having a land of flames, and we themed the area around that. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Well if you enjoyed it so much.... =/

Another thing, if this is Grueslayer, why are Grues still unkillable and scarce? We combined Urban Dead, The Legend of Zelda, Zork, Advance Wars, and threw one or two Grues into it. Can't we make them more prominent? Like killable with conventional weapons for some sort of plot advancement? The common ones are drones or something, the stronger ones indicate stronger-to-pass plot segments. The catch is that they're everywhere. And I don't mean people turning into Grues just to kill the player when the parser feels like offing the player. L warned us against that, and I agree with him. Conniving 01:37, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Hard mode is the only mode where the player has a grue-killing weapon so far. That is the problem. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

That's the point. It's a problem. Conniving 01:46, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

I felt like I was playing "Grueslayer" on Hard Mode. I didn't feel that way for Chapter 1 of Easy Mode, but it did seem like a nice prologue. Good plot with being framed, and it was set in "Grueland". That was reassuring. Chapter 2 made me feel like I was in some Uncyclopedia Forum-based game, not "Grueslayer". Intermediate mode... was me turning into zombies and eating humans. Digression, much? Conniving 01:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Intermediate mode, if you go through with the Mayor's plot, not the zombie plot, leads you to grue killing. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I guess so... what should we do to continue Intermediate then? I think something like zombies should come later. After the player has seen so many death pages, it would be refreshing to see that after death, they can finally just keep playing.

And about Easy Mode. Just because it's "Easy mode" doesn't mean there should be little to no Grues. Make them weaker. Who plays "Grueslayer" to feel safe? They play it to feel empowered. They can finally get revenge on the Grues that killed them so many times in Zork. That's what I feel should set us apart from any other Uncyclopedia game. Conniving 02:01, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

I am adding a grueslaying weapon to Easy Mode. A sucky one, but still one. The lost weapon known as Blajkffsbgaushf, otherwise known as that pancake fork. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Right, lad! :D You're getting it! Beginners'/Joke/Simple weapons for Easy Mode! More serious weapons for Hard Mode! All sorts of weapons for PvP! Reward hard efforts by making the weapons more refined in later chapters (no matter the difficulty)! Conniving 02:06, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

You are aware what I used Blajkffsbgaushf in before, right? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Can't determine. Conniving 02:14, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Uncyclopedia:Battlefield 2007, where it has a mention. Of course, it was never elaborated on, really. It is a joke that newbies can find funny, and older users find funnier. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Well, drat! That looked like fun. :( Conniving 02:20, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

It is one of those "funny without knowing where it comes from" ones. Random letters, with an overdone description...funny to newbies and older users. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

That's what I thought. ^_^ We need silly things like that, not references. When I first heard of Benson, it was through here. I found out what, if anything at all, made him so important later on. Such things do not appeal to me (even after know who he is), but Blajkffsbgaushf does. Conniving 03:03, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Sir, that face is a trademark of the Mayfair Corporation. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I own 47% of that company. >.> Yeah, I hope he reads this. Private ownership, baby. Conniving 13:14, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice work team!

We have almost made it to Chapter 3 Easy. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Woot! By the way, this is for the banana magnet.

Pongo fires a galaxy at Uncyclopedian.

Pongo: I don't know how I lived without my Galaxy Bazooka. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:14, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian succeeds his Reflex save. No damage is dealt. Another banana magnet is put on Pongo, and the Galaxy Bazooka is taken away. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pongo takes off both banana magnets and fires his innate eyebeams at Uncyclopedian. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 16:41, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Stop now. Conniving 11:30, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Pongo fires his eyebeams at Conniving. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:57, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Conniving calls Aelita out from a Poké Ball. Aelita steps between Conniving and the eyebeam, then uses Protect to negate all of it.

Aelita: Enough, Pongo. Just remove the magnet and move on. And Uncyclopedian, stop sticking things to Pongo's face.

Conniving: *calls Aelita back* Enough, you two. Conniving 20:45, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Pongo explodes, releasing huge clouds of anthrax spores mixed with powdered asbestos. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 16:23, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian uses his super-suit to protect him from the poisons, and then stabs Conniving and puts a magnet on a piece of Pongo. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pongo manages to somehow create a new physical form for himself out of all the anthrax/asbestos, then eats all the magnets. Well, not eats, more absorbs. He baffles a load of scientists. He then... blows... towards Conniving's nasal passages. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:42, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian rips out Conniving's lungs. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pongo steals Conniving's lungs from Uncyclopedian and makes them into a wonderful pasta dish. He then eats them, and gains 8 adventures. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:35, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian gets the Mythbusters and 50 pounds of dynamite. Explosions commence. He is unharmed, and slices Conniving's head off. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Stop now, both of you. With such a small DEV team gathering, we need not waste time fighting. Or did Pongo suggest that PvP be suspended just so he could attack Uncyclopedian and myself? I suggest you give me that banana magnet if you really don't want it. Just call me if Uncyclopedian bugs you again. Conniving 21:53, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian places a bug(the spy type) somewhere on Pongo. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pongo summons himself. Pongo removes the bug from Pongo.

Pongo realises how stupid his name is. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:42, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

A Note

Please don't edit the "BENSON's office" room (unless it's to correct spelling, grammar, formatting, etc.). I've got something planned, and it'll involve a fair amount of boring, monotonous editing, which I'll take care of. Thanks. I've gotta go. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

The URLs are way too long. Shorten them. Conniving 11:35, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Why? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:59, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

URLs should be short. I don't like the idea of reading what's in the page by looking at the URL before I click it. It's the same reason why I don't like links that have "die" or "stupid" in them. Leave the surprises, rewards, and Game Overs for when I get to the room, and list simpler actions in URLs. Conniving 20:38, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

It's like most text adventures. I know that we are not Zork, but we pretend our DEV team is part of "Unfocom", a parody of "Infocom". Since they used typed-in commands to get around their text adventures, we do the same. Simple commands were what was used. That's all we need. Simple location, simple action, it works and it shortens URLs to remember. Conniving 11:43, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Feel free to shorten the URLs when I've finished with that room, if you so wish. The long URLs are mainly to make me less confuzzled. Just don't mess it up (correct the links, QVFD the redirects), and only commence shortening once I've announced I'm done. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Gentlemen,

I'm all proud of you. Grueslayer is now being worked on again, and that brings a smile to my face.

And guys, stop fighting.

/me spends all night working on Grueslayer --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:06, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

/me raises a CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE at anyone who decides to Flamewar. Wait.... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:47, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

All night??? Trar, you've made about five small edits! —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:44, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Grueslayer isn't THAT big! Let's make it bigger! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:39, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

And read my suggestions to Uncyclopedian. Grueslayer needs Grue slaying. And early on. Conniving 14:20, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

grueslayer.com UPDATE

Check here: http://www.whois.ws/whois-com/ip-address/grueslayer.com/

Apparently, on the 1st of August 2007(8 days before my birthday), David Sinck updated http://www.grueslayer.com. Now the only thing different I see is the text is bigger. Any comments? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:57, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

We gotta get in touch with this guy. Conniving 02:36, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Creators and Implementors

I think it is ridiculous that Trar and Emmzee get most of the credit. In my mind, everyone here is a "creator". Trar and Emmzee may have thought of the idea, true, but Han, Uncyclopedian, Conniving and myself have all worked just as hard to build the game, and Phantom, Budgie and Jordan have all made some good contributions. I suggest that we don't bother with this "creator/implementor" business any more. I mean, Emmzee hasn't really done a huge amount of creating for a creator. I cannot find a single instance of the word "Emmzee" on the Grueslayer recent changes page (or Budgie, for that matter, other than in his PvP battle). Most of the contributions are either by me or Trar. Han and I were both implementing around the time Trar started Grueslayer, so why don't we deserve Creator status? Uncyclopedian is also a "Grueslayer veteran". Ironically, when Emmzee was inactive, Trar made Conninving, one of the more recent additions to our team, a "creator".

I suggest that we basically just make Trar and Emmzee implementors, and abolish "creator" status. Emmzee can still take credit for thinking up the idea of Grueslayer, and Trar can still take credit for all the hard work he has done. Either that, or make Han, Conniving, Uncyclopedian and I creators. I believe we deserve it. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:15, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Typical. then again, maybe you're right. But it sounds like Communism. <-- Big no-no. Although I will miss being a "Creator", i'll still keep credit? Sounds good.

No. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:59, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

And if you're trying to start another fight like in Archive 4, forget it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:59, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Comment: I don't think this is about PvP or Communism, Trar. I'm not on that power trip I was on in Archive 4, supporting Pongo's idea, or saying keep the Creator status.

For Pongo, I just think he is referring to Infocom and referring its staff to Implementors without any "Creators" being in play. It's not a question of actual authority, it's more of a question of where the credit goes. Not one person is responsible for making Grueslayer what it is today.

For Trar, I think the point of a "Creator" status means that person is an appropriate liaison for someone who wants to learn of Grueslayer and its workings, without having to refer to more than 6 people at once. They know exactly how the game should be run in order to appeal to more than an esoteric crowd.

Once again, i'll abstain from any voting. Conniving 17:32, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Pongo is right about me being a veteran. I was here when Easy Mode was still in the jail cell. I helped. Conniving is the king of PVP. Han is a veteran of Grueslayer. And Pongo is a veteran. FOR PONGO'S IDEAS, MINUS ANY BITS RELATED TO Tom Mayfair! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

To Trar: I'm making a serious point. I'm saying Han, Conniving, Uncyclopedian and I all work just as hard as you, but we are merely "helpers" or "implementors". We've created Grueslayer as well, and we deserve just as much credit as you and Emmzee. You and Emmzee can still take credit for the original idea. I'm personally not hugely fussed about this, I just think it would be nice if we could all take the credit we deserve. However, I don't want to start a feud over something as trivial as this. Maybe we should have a poll or something, so we can put it up to the vote. Like Uncyclopedian said, him, Han and I are veterans, and Conniving added a whole new dimension to Grueslayer that we probably wouldn't have thought of otherwise. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 15:08, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

And Trar, you seem to be saying my idea sounds good, then saying no to it. Please explain. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 15:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

HEY! I WAS HERE BEFORE THERE WAS NO EASY MODE AT ALL! But serioulsy, everyone, Cool it. NOW. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:05, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Hmmmmmmmm...... Did any of you besides me and Emmzee CREATE Grueslayer? Did you think of it? Did you create it? Emmzee thought of it at the end of Abyss, I took the idea a step further, Emmzee was interested, and even though each and every one of you is a valuable addition to the team, you thought "Hey, this looks cool, maybe I could help!". KEYWORD: HELP. As valuable as you are, you are just helpers. Helpers into making the next big game on Uncyclopedia. DO YOU GET IT NOW?! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:24, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

And Pongo: Emmzee and Budgie DID contribute, and they probably will sometime again, but they mostly contributed when you weren't around on the GS DEV TEAM. I hope this answers your question(s). --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:28, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

IF I WASN'T HERE! BOY, GRUESLAYER WOULD NEVER HAVE STARTED! YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE THE PAGES! </Rant> <serious> Okay, this is decending into a flamewar. Stop it before I call Rosewood FD. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:03, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

I agree with Han, let's just leave things as they are. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:17, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I propose we (attempt to) solve this by democratic vote. Everyone recognised as a creator or implementor gets a vote. Options are:

1. Leave things as they are.
2. Demote Trar and Emmzee to Implementors and abolish Creator status.
3. Promote Pongo, Han, Uncyclopedian and Conniving to Creator status.

If there is a tie with 1 involved, then 1 wins. If there is a tie between 2 and 3, then Trar and Emmzee can decide. Okay? And one final thing: strictly no flaming!!! This should be completely relaxed and civilised. This means no ALL-CAPS, no text-fighting, and no being a dick. And if you think this is a crappy idea, please just calmly vote 1. I sincerely hope this is the end of it all. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:38, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

I think 2 has won. We have very few people, and the majority of them voted 2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Wait a while. Get the attention of more people. And don't try to push them into anything on their talk pages. Calmly state that they should look at the page for themselves to learn anything. Conniving 11:40, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Voting

Votes for 1 (Leave things as they are)

1. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:52, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
2. --Conniving 02:13, 26 September 2007 (UTC) (( I know what I said and all about not voting. I know that Trar's power would not be hurt at all. I know I don't support his overly-modern aspects of the Grueslayer storyline, or posting all of these links to the game on other pages. However, this would just push Trar into obscurity. =/ It's not a crappy idea, but I just think we're going to post on the front page of Grueslayer that Trar and Emmzee are "the creators" even if we abolish the title anyway. Also, Uncyclopedian and Pongo attacked me. After I told them to stop. That pissed me off. I'm still pissed off. ))
3. --Emmzee 17:06, 26 September 2007 (UTC) Damn, I still created this game, by mentioning it at the end of Abyss. And I'll work on it...eventually. School and applying for college are bitches, so give me a break.

Votes for 2 (Demote Trar and Emmzee to Implementors and abolish Creator status)

1. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:38, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
2. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:35, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
3. FUCK THIS ALREADY --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:39, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

And...

So I guess it's settled. Nothing happens. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:05, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Now everyone get back to work. Please. TEN HUT! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:21, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Before you all leave, could you do me a favor? Remember that PvP chat page? If you scroll down far enough, you'll see a "My Picture Thingy". If you could, making models of yourselves like what myself, Han, Uncyclopedian, and Jordan L. did would be really appreciated. I just got this kick-ass inspiration for a picture, but I need a vague idea of what you want to be seen as. Conniving 21:57, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

We have another Grueslayer knock-off!

Game:Grue_Master. It's poorly made, it involves grues, killing grues, a "Grue Master", it's a game and it was created AFTER Grueslayer was created.

Comments? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:57, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Blam this piece of CRAP! Conniving 00:35, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

We don't need anymore WIP games. We have Grueslayer, Grueslayer PvP, and Planetfall to work on. Conniving 00:35, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

To be honest, I really said the above because I thought Trar was trying to create a spinoff. If someone else is making it, I don't want to be harsh. It will get much better, it will die, or it will fall into obscurity. Conniving 20:44, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

GS vs. GM...GS WINS BY FAR!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

There's also the fact that the game stresses these key points.

• The main character is a loser.
• The main character will never be more than a loser.
• The only way to win is to get engaged to that female Grue. I don't care if this Grue was one of those furry anthropomorphic women (probably not), the point is that it applies only to straight males (however few would actually favor this victory).
• There was no actual Grue killing like you said.
• What happened to this "Grue Master"? I saw none.

Conniving 02:04, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm trying to imagine what a furry-anthropomorphic-grue-woman would look like. Wait, I think I'm getting something... eww... —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:45, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

It's not hard. But there's no escaping the Domo-Kun-themed facial features. Conniving 20:24, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

HOLD EVERYTHING!!

I'm back. Sorry for my absence, but uncyclopedia was screwing around with my internet, so i took a break. Anyway, i realised i missed a vote, so does anyone care what i have to say?--Naughty Budgie 09:40, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

._.; But... it's over. We don't want this turning into civil war; let's just let the issue die. I was quite upset that it surfaced in the first place. I do need your help with something else. Remember the PvP chat? The "My Picture Thingy" topic? Could you post yours to the list? It's for something good. Conniving 11:53, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

He was the first one to ever make one --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 13:11, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I know he was the first one to make one, but I can't find a non-greenified one. I want his original one. Conniving 20:36, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Just vote One or Two. This is for the win. The vote was unfairly ended at a bad time. And then add pages and My Picture Thingys. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Pongo, the one who started the poll in the first place, was the one to end it. Stop starting trouble. Conniving 20:36, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Right, well hold on, it might take a little while.--Naughty Budgie 00:10, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Could you please look at this?

Just uploaded it. Based on a conversation between me and Uncyclopedian.

Uncyclopedian: Conniving? Don't... move. I see... a four-leaf clover.

If you don't like it, i'm sorry. I can get back to work. Conniving 21:34, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian: Dude.. uhhh... my unlce died of forehead dot. Or was it crotch dot?

Conniving: Seriously? O_o I feel your pain. I think. Conniving 21:38, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

(red dot appears on Conniving's crotch)

(I ripped off the Simpsons. Sue me.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:35, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

That also better be my sniper fire. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:39, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, if Uncyclopedian remembers, I was talking about owning 47% of the Mayfair Corporation. Conniving 21:40, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

You dead now. ^_^ Filthy Whore --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:42, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

GRUESLAYER COMIC STRIP! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:43, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

MAYBE a comic strip. MAYBE. This was just a test to see what people's reactions would be. Conniving 21:45, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I call being in the next one! ^_^ filthy whore (Yes, I have rights to do that.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:46, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

The next one would have been based on the poll that Pongo started. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to make a model.... >.> Conniving 21:47, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I have an idea for one, but it'll take a while to make. (i hope all of you mind me editing your avatars) Until then, Conniving could make another strip, with me and High Gen. Grue. BCUZ I CALL BEIN IN TEH NEXT ONE T00, LAWL --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:48, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Well you can remove the sword only. Please don't remove the hat. It's sorta my character's style to wear a hat. Conniving 21:50, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I could use a background to work with, if anyone has one. Plus, click the picture and you'll learn more. Conniving 21:51, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

I mean facing left, not anything big. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:51, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

If you wanted to use someone's original character, please ask them first. And please, use my roleplay character (I call myself Conniving on Uncyclopedia, but my character is named something else on another site) the same way you'd use someone else's toothbrush. >.> Conniving 21:55, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Please keep as much of my stuff as possible. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Okay, here is my caption for this image: Uncyclopedian: Did I mention I brought my invisible sniper rifle with laser sight today? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

All you can take off of mine is the swords on my back and in my hand, and the hot girl next to me. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:16, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Noted. However, i'm not sure what to make the comic about, Han. Got any ideas? I can get to work on it. Conniving 22:18, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

• cough*Archive 4*cough* --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:29, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
  • No. That seems like it should stay as text. Pesides, I haven't gained THAT much experience. Conniving 23:35, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Here goes my attempt at one of these... Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:46, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

An average day in the Grueslayer office building...

Not sure what caption can be made of this. But good work. Conniving 22:50, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, i can definitely make some Grueslayer comic strips! I'll just take a look around your userboxes and get Photoshopping.--Naughty Budgie 00:13, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

This is growing. I think we will need a sub-page to put all of these on. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Another one. We need a subpage for these.

The Anti-Tech had come.

We need a subpage. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Note:Who's the guy that isn't Uncyclopedian? And why am I still not in here? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:39, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

New version uploaded. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I really wouldn't recommend using outside people as characters unless they give permission. Conniving 11:48, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Han, here. Take a strip with you in it. I'll be making a subpage for these. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Not based on the talk page

We need a website for the best ones. Get on it, Uncyclopedian!--Naughty Budgie 04:42, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I know (and use a bit) a free webcomic hosting service. Maybe that would help. For now, we have...Game talk:Grueslayer/comics. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Here's one. Unfortunately, I couldn't upload it to the wikia server, so I used Imageshack. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:57, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

._.; I've created a monster. Conniving 11:53, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I couldn't upload mine either, so I used Imageshack also. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:09, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

YAY IMAGESHACK! <a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a>
--Naughty Budgie 00:28, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I've almost finished another one too, so judging by the amount we have, we should get that smakjeeves thing. I can see the pitch: A bunch of game designers working on an obscure parody text game on an obscure parody website get caught up in a bunch of KER-AZY misadventures and such. We should all be admins on our webcomic site.--Naughty Budgie 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Er.. What the hell??? If I ever make one It's gonna be one of you stepping into my Firing Range... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:01, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

It's purpsoely meant to be made of insanity. Kind of like me.--Naughty Budgie 04:03, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a>
--Naughty Budgie 04:08, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

One question: where are you getting those awesome backgrounds? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:00, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

—Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

LOL FROOTY RED CAPZ FTW! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:01, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Hands off next time, Budgie. >.> If you don't know how to use another's toothbrush.... Conniving 00:25, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Toothbrush? What's the supposed to mean? Anyway, Pongo, i'm getting those backgrounds from RPG maker XP. I can post them onto the site or something if you want. Han, how did Pongo get himself stuck in the closet exactly? And where did you get that transparent sniper rifle picture? And Trar... Um...--Naughty Budgie 03:46, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I finally have a response to Trar! A userbox!

This user wears fruity red caps.

--Naughty Budgie 09:27, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I (Pongo Version 2) made that comic, not Han. I don't know how I got myself stuck in the closet. It isn't specified. I got that sniper rifle picture from Wikipedia, then edited it in MS Paint. There's a function in MS Paint that makes the program treat white areas as transparent. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:36, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Neither of those characters of mine would say either of those things. Hands off. Conniving 11:48, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

LOLZ I LUV USERBOXES TOO --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:57, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

ATTENTION!

I REALLY HATE seeing links like Game:Grueslayer/do/insert/crap/heah/die, because savvy players (like me) can hover over the links and read the page's URL, which, if it has anything related to dieing in Grueslayer, will wisely be avoided. I'm seeing this a lot in the Intermediate mode, and I don;t like it. Grueslayer is supposed to be challenging(ain't it?)! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:33, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

How come when I bring this up, nobody else cares? -_-; Conniving 22:44, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Because you don't have a fancy colourful sig. Also you're American.--Naughty Budgie 00:45, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

B-but... Trar only passes one of those! O.O Conniving 12:05, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh. Well... i have no idea. Really. It's the sort of thing where people listen to the designated leader and not the person who makes a completely valid point that's worth listening too, and when the leader points it out they're all "Ooh! Great idea!"--Naughty Budgie 03:41, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

I may resign

Trar's a dick on IRC and I never edit anyways. And don't remove all evidence on me or I will smite you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:40, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Bye. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:02, 4 October 2007 (UTC)