User talk:Theytheminator

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Guess you might not be a spammer like I thought after all... sorry. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:51, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

excuse me for being suspicious,

but you remind me a lot about another user that recently joined here... you won't know about this user called Coffi perhaps? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:06, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: There is no WAY I'd make another account. Don't you know what Alula said? Here, just look at it:

I will not risk it.

Why I am not this user:

1. I have no reason to make a trans account
   • I am clearly male as I stated on my userpage
   • I also typically dont use usernames that describe me.
   • I would have a purpose in creating this account. Why would I make an account to pretend to be trans?
2. I don't want to make another account
   • After the last one, I was honestly pretty scared of getting blocked, so there's no way I would risk it again.
   • I want to stay on Uncyclopedia and continue contributing to the community
3. Not the same personality
   • Theytheminator is more interested in... uh...theythemthings. I usualy care more about the Polandball stuff, or ASBOxAAT, or just other stuff
   • Did you notice that, at least I don't think, theytheminator doesn't really challenge you, like "Why did you delete my work on this article?!"

Theyteminator isnt me. talk 15:52, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

Trout

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. Coffi just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include being really sus

@Coffi: k, sorry. I just found this user's behaviour similar to yours, plus both of your IPs seem to be from Poland. I'm glad to see you did stop making sockpuppets after that incident. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:18, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

clearing the waters

*wipes trout off head*

Ok, apparently using one of my lesser known aliases to register and then make an article the subject of which happens to align very closely with said alias was not the best idea...

To make a couple things clear:

• I have never had an Uncyclopedia account before, or really done any wiki editing for that matter
• This place seems like a lot of fun so once i learn how not to be a total dumbass i might create a for realsies account
• I travel the world a lot when surfing the web; can you guess what glorious nation i'm actually from?

--Theytheminator (talk) 21:18, 26 May 2025 (UTC)

there's no need to create a new account when you already have this one. also, sorry for thinking you were a sockpuppet. I hope you forgive me, and have fun editing here.
also, by the way you use the term "glorious nation", I'm guessing you might be from... idk... China? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:22, 26 May 2025 (UTC)