User talk:The Woodburninator/Pages

Keeping a Village Dump topic from being hijacked is physically impossible. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:11, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes, therein lies the joke. It is a red link, of course. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:23, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I have witnessed the most serious topic in Uncyclopedia history being hijacked. It still haunts me in my dreams. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

If Forums around here didn't get hijacked, I don't know what I would do. I get a lot of laughs at hijacked forums. Keeps people from getting quite too serious around here. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:35, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

I guess it's the best way of dealing with serious stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Your mother deals serious stuff. I'm talking about meth. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:28, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Meth stopped being serious when NASCAR drivers started using it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:30, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm talking about methadone, which is like heroin on crack with a slight dash of rape in there. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:33, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like a nudist party at David Bowie's house. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:53, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of which, there's another one next Tuesday. You going? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:58, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Nah, me and Dave had an argument about whether or not you are supposed to rape while the heroin is still on the crack. Long story, but I don't feel like seeing him much now. I'll probably just head over to Boy George's that night, he said we could hang out. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:16, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Picking on the mentally handicapped isn't just a cool thing to do, it's a moral obligation. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

As long as I can make fun of the assholes who do it.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:58, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Who? Me? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:05, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That depends. Do you make fun of the mentally handicapped IRL? If so, yes. If not, yes, but for different reasons. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:07, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't really make fun of them, but I don't treat them with respect like I would if I were dealing with real human beings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 6 August 2009 (UTC)