User talk:TheMono

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Hello, TheMono, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!    t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:40, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

No problem, I enjoy your work, it's pretty good, especially for a noob like yourself. Foot in Mouth is my favorite. Keep writing, throw in a couple votes at VFH and VFP, and you could be up for NotM next month.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:45, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

I agree with Tomp — your work is really well put together and funny (Santaism is maybe my favourite, though it's close) and was honoured that you found Sith Vicious so funny. I'm guessing you're a Sex Pistols fan... some of those jokes in there may only be appreciated by people with at least a basic knowledge of the Pistols or Sid & Nancy. But I reckon if those people find it funny, then I've done my job properly. I do appreciate the nomination and wish you mucho fun in your stay here. Thanks again. -- Imrealized IMme 00:05, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Bloody hilarious, the Sith Vicious. It's not very often I laugh that hard. That's what I aim to do, write something incredibly intelligent but bloody stupid at the same time lol. TheMono 06:02, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

Seahorse

Shuld I put the seahorse somewhere else.--Mrasdfghjkl 03:05, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Okay... I moved it to the South America as that didn't have an picture either.----Mrasdfghjkl 03:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

I suppose the South America template at the bottom of the page should go too, huh?--Mrasdfghjkl 03:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

NOTM

Yeah, sorry bout removing the vote for NOTM...Both you and Bluto are deserving, but he has more contribs so that was the tiebreaker. Good luck to you too, though...I'll still be voting for you in spirit! Sir C  Holla | CUN --03:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

lol, no problem. All the best. TheMono 04:44, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

I'll turn him into cornbread, then eat him for that! But you gotta admit he is a concientous fellow--Shandon 06:23, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Interesting concept, though last time I shared cornbread with anyone I caught Mono. TheMono 05:38, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Gonzo Journalism

You're welcome for the very minor splelling correction. Did I mention I admire Gonzo Journalism a great deal? It is a very very good read, more fun than Hunter T. in a bag with 3 cats and a pound of Chinese black-market quaaludes. Good on yer. ----OEJ 01:06, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

WOTM vote

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for voting for my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Cheers for the vote. Gonzo Journalism is currently one of my fave articles on the site - shame no one gets it. I guess you had to be there... --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 11:43, 23 July 2006 (UTC)