User talk:TheDoor

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Hello, TheDoor, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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OK. TheDoor 21:21, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Donovan McNabb

First, thanks for your vote for Writer of the Month--that would be my biggest prize in a year and a half here. On the above article: Please go to it, press the move button at the top of the page, and change it to Donovan, which is how his name is spelled!!! I see there have been six pages on him so far, all deleted (usually by committee vote). Thanks for tagging it a Work In Progress, because it needs a lot more. An article that I wrote on an athlete is at Delonte West. If you need ideas, just go to the Wikipedia article on him, and dream up your own version as you read it. Spıke ¬ 21:57 22-Dec-10

Oh. OK. Thanks! TheDoor

Wait. I can't I'm not autoconfirmed. TheDoor

You need to have a username for 4 days in order to do certain things. I'll do it now. Spıke ¬ 22:01 22-Dec-10

It's been huffed. O_O TheDoor

Dammit! "Now" means "as quickly as I can type." Which is less quick than you! Spıke ¬ 22:03 22-Dec-10

Sorry. TheDoor

And now, a bit of sage advice. No one here minds a swear word now and then (well, I do, when it's not there for some comedy reason), but you are a new user and you've chosen as your first page one that six people before you have failed at. This one must be better than, "He is a piece of shit" or it won't last either. Set a goal for yourself of doing an entire page without swears, just so you know you have a keeper. Spıke ¬ 22:05 22-Dec-10

OK. TheDoor

Jim Morrison?

Since you are called 'The Door' - just wondering if you are Jim Morrison come back from the dead or disappeared? Spike appears to have unofficially adopted you too which is a good move. Stick around, write/edit/add and join in as much or as little you like. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

No. TheDoor

A clue --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:07, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm not Jim Morrison. TheDoor

Time Stamp

Can you add a time stamp after your sig The Door? Helps bods round here to know when you are adding comments to a page. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:57, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

ok TheDoor 12:59, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

And if you need a fancy sig, ask Lyrithya nicely...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:33, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

I'm fine. The Door ^{Bitch at me here} 13:40, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

No, you're not; please read UN:SIG section 1.2. Follow those instructions and put all the fancy stuff in a file in your userspace so it isn't repeated everywhere you sign. This also ensures that, if you change your signature, the change will be applied to every signature you've made in this way. Spıke ¬ 13:46 11-Apr-11

OK. I think I fixed it. EDIT: Never mind. >.< User:TheDoor

subst:nosubst|? 1234 ~ 15:39, 11 April 2011

How about now? The Door ^{Bitch at me here}

Copy {{subst:nosubst|User:TheDoor/siggie}} into your signature thingy, replacing what is there ({{User:TheDoor/siggie}}, probably). 1234 ~ 17:02, 11 May 2011