User talk:Tezcatlipoca

DO KEEP IN MIND THE ANCIENT MEXICA PRACTICE OF HUMAN SACRIFICE TO THE GODS.
In other words, if you want to leave me a message here, you'll have to sacrifice somebody before you can do that by cutting his/her heart out.

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Thanks fam, but I already got this. Love your sig, btw Tezcatlipoca (talk) 07:59, 6 December 2015 (UTC)

Zim_ulator isn't active anymore on Uncyc, you should know that. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 02:49, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

GODDAMNIT!

Oh, and hello there, mink lover. 02:51, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

Are you using that term derogatorily? Also, it's not minks on Uncyc. Here, it's gophers instead. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:00, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

FUCK! I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO TAKE! 03:02, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

Well? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:03, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

DUDE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD SINCE I WAS ON MY FIRST YLY THREAD! HOLY FUCK THIS IS PAINFUL!

Right, you answer: derogatorily? Nonsense. No. I just happen to be in the middle of an incestuous hermaphrodite orgy, so I'm pretty fucked up right now. _{The bananas are calling...} 03:08, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

/vp/ MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:10, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

/b/ 03:11, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

What would you write about for Uncyc? I'm writing this. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:12, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

Grover Cleveland Charter High School (California) or Tlaloc. It has to be quick though; the admins have been wanting to rupture my anus for quite a while since something on IRC... _SPIKE 03:17, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

@School: Would look like vanity. @Tlaloc: Maybe. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:20, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

@School: I heard that it's astoundingly easy to pretend to be high school alumni on the Internet. @Tlaloc: the Aztec god of rain that has to be castrated every 52 years for the sake of the existence of humanity. 03:26, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

@Tlaloc: But it's 2015. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:30, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

@Tlaloc: The last 52 year cycle was in 2012, so the next time that happens is in 2064. Castration, the solution to degeneration! 03:32, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

@Tlaloc: So it STILL needs to be done after 2012? Well well... MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:33, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

Benjamin Dover

A new section, because it's black on orange, not orange on black (tigers) 03:45, 8 December 2015 (UTC)

You mean zebras? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 03:46, 8 December 2015 (UTC)