User:Tezcatlipoca

Hola.

I am the Mexica god of darkness of destruction. Quetzalcoatl is my mortal enemy.

And Uncyclopedia has a new god.

"HEY CALM DOWN"

Wow. I effectively scared you. Chicken.

I am Tezcatlipoca, that guy that lives in the wooden box at the curb with a Salvadoran flag over it.

I'm originally from Illogicopedia, but I know that this is not the place for weird illogical stuff.

More to come, since I still have my umbilical cord. Until then, I'm on 4chan.

Articles that I intend to edit in the future

• El Salvador (need to mention the Football War and that monsignor martyr guy, alongside MS-18 and a little more history.)