User talk:SuperBario

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Review

Hi, just wanted to say thanks for the review. I know you probably wouldn't expect to hear this, but I'm glad you were critical with it. I've had two other articles get exceptionally high pee review scores, only for them to get absolutely raped on VFH. I was thinking that alot of what I put wasn't really relevant to the character, but I was just parodying the wikipedia article they wrote. I noticed that some of the entries for the actual star wars films are a bit lacking, so I could probably put a lot of what I wrote there rather than just let it go to waste. I think the article will be a bit shorter, but probably all the better for. thnx again --Matfen 10:33, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Next Gen

Some lovely new stuff in Star Trek: The Next Generation I see, keep it up. I couldn't help noticing you're working on Elim Garak as well, damn you for getting there before me! Black Flamingo 09:47, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I still have some ideas for the technology and the characters. Plus, I have an idea for the rewrite of "The Pub" too.

Although I have some ideas for the witing of Garak, it may be some before I get around to working on it any more. If you think you could finish an article for it, I would be willing to give it up. SuperBario 18:54, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

I'll let you know if I have any ideas for Garak, but don't hold your breath (you'll suffocate) Black Flamingo 20:56, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

• Original review http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:SuperBario/Pee_Review/Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation

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King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:40, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Technicality

I had been watching your work last month, and somehow missed that the time for nomination for someone like you would have passed by the beginning of this month by a day or two. I'm sorry about that, and am trying to get an exception from an admin, so will keep you posted. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:59, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Well, thanks for the attempt at nomination, but having seen the thingy response, I don't expect they'll count it. Appreciated anyway. SuperBario 20:21, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Spiritual Noob Ninjastar

I've only given I think three of these out, so it is a genuine honor. Congrats! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:37, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

I will treasure it...well...when I'm on here anyway, 'cause that's the only time I can see it....SuperBario 23:59, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

You could save it, print it, cut it out and tack it to your forehead. Then everyone who sees you could see it, and you could see it everytime you look in the mirror. (Also you can copy it to your user page if you want to). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:05, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Star Trek: The Next Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed Star Trek: The Next Generation based on version 4245479 of 14:52, November 29, 2009. I hope this helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

What's the Matter?

Once you have corrected the prose and formatting in Matter, as per Pee Review, notify me and I'll feature it on Science Portal. -- Style  Guide 11:28, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

All right - remind me in a few days, I'll feature it in Science portal. What's up now hasn't been up for long yet. There are so few good science articles (except for those that have been on front page) that I keep them up at least 2 weeks at a time. -- Style  Guide 20:24, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Concerning Garak

Mr. Bario - how are you? I am here about the Garak article we discussed some time ago. Since you haven't added to it for several months I was wondering - would you mind if I wrote it instead? I have some fairly substantial ideas which can be viewed here. However, if you do plan to continue writing perhaps I could do it under a different title or something. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 16:53, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think I'll have time to contribute any time soon, so I have no problem with giving Garak away. --SuperBario 20:46, April 7, 2010 (UTC)