User talk:Solskinn9
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Mattsnow 16:02, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
Pee Reviews[edit source]
Since you're obviously new, can you NOT do any Pee Reviews for the moment? A Ree Review needs to be more than a one word dismissal of another writer's work. The idea is to offer encouragement if you think the article is going in the right direction and constructive criticism if you think it is not. If you want to see how they should be done, look at other examples before trying again. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:15, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
- In addition to what Romartus said... From the Pee page itself... "Alternatively reviewers can make brief comments on the page above the table, providing suggestions on improvement or useful advice. Adding brief comments will keep the review in the queue of waiting reviews so that other people can still see it. If you wish to do a full review (using the table) please make sure that you have thoroughly read the the Guidelines. Please don't fill out the table unless you have. When a full review has been given the review will be removed from the queue." -- Almost like I wrote that myself or something. MrN
21:19, Apr 15
- What they said, but with more sexual innuendo. Nominally Humane! 04:27 16 Apr
Talk page etiquette[edit source]
It's one of those unwritten rules that you don't delete other comments off of talk pages. Keep in mind that the comments above aren't meant as a criticism, but as a polite request. It's great that you're feeling excited about getting involved, but one step at a time. You can "archive" your talk page if you like, or <!-- comment out --> the previous comments, but please don't delete them. Nominally Humane! 03:21 23 Jul