User talk:SleepParalysisDemon

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Hello, I've applied the correct advisory template to your article for you, but make sure you give it some love soon, or it may either be deleted or moved into your userspace. Cheers,  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:06, 15 November 2021

Thanks

Thanks for your help reverting that IP vandals edits. You did good, lad. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:32, 5 December 2021 (UTC)

You're welcome. SleepParalysisDemon (talk) 18:35, 5 December 2021 (UTC)

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