User talk:Skillix

Oh Dear...

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NO DEAR

IM NOT A DEAR OKAY?! Skillix (talk) 20:39, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

AGAINS???!?!?!? No. I TOLD Y'all I AINT A DEEAR. Skillix (talk) 20:41, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

you're the second user in this website to say that.. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:41, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: NO. NOPE. NO. STOP DEARING ME Skillix (talk) 20:43, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm not dearing you more. I'm just reverting what you deleted. If you don't delete this more, you ain't getting it more. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

I have only one response to this: "E". Skillix (talk) 20:47, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Hey deer. I'm feeling hungry, and rifles are probably illegal where I live. But pocketknives aren't! I would love to try deer for dinner even just once ;p (it's actually very late for dinner where I live) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:55, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I will help you smuggle a hunting rifle into britain Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

And get arrested? No thanks. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:57, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Don't worry, I have a "get out of jail free" card. Several, actually. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:01, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: don't be silly! you don't need a riffle for that! your paws can serve just fine... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:02, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Venison is really good, I've eaten it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:04, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh fuck you danipine. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:06, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:24, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Go fuck yourself
Meanwhile I caugh to death for literally 0 reason. Literally, this FUCKING COUGH is the ONLY symptom. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:26, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:you kiss your mother with that mouth?
also, I hope you ain't getting sick... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:30, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Bold of you to assume I kiss my mother.
This cough seems to be triggered when I breathe out, is likely caused by my sore throat, and is making my sore throat actively worse. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:34, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:, @DaniPine3:... I think y'all made him rage quit plus weirded out. If you want Uncyclopedia to grow, you can't keep bullying users... and talking about your moms... and deer... and whatever weird things you mods do...Coffi (talk) 03:20, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

If normal uncyclopediac behaviour made a new user leave, we should keep our normal activities ;p — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 06:26, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: we didn't bully this user; it's the user the one that kept making unproductive contributions. we just told the guy politely that they shouldn't keep doing that kind of behavior on this wiki. it isn't really healthy to force this growth you're talking about by letting unproductive users get away just because there's a chance telling them might weird them out. if doing that makes them leave, then that's their problem, not ours. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:21, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

Hey Skillix

Are you Polish by any chance? (If you're alive) Coffi (talk) 19:25, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, he's dead. Coffi (talk) 19:26, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

I'M BAAACK! I'M BAAAACCCK! Tak, jestem Polakiem. Skillix (talk) 00:30, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

oh hi there again. I'm glad to see you're still alive. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:34, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

NO ONE WILL CHASE THE POLAND'S SPIRIT FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA!!! Wait, there's a polish uncyclopedia? What am I doing here?! Skillix (talk) 00:36, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

idk. you're the one that came here. although you could always try to create new Polish-related articles, or fix the ones that need some touch-up (be cautious that they aren't featured, since the featured ones shouldn't be touched much). as long as they're HTBFANJS-compliant, of course. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

(Use the google translate) Czy mogę stworzyć artykuł o Polandballu? Nie jestem pewien, jakie żarty można w nim umieścić, ale to w zasadzie satyryczna strona do publikowania memów o krajach. Skillix (talk) 00:42, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm aware what Polandball is. and yea, you're pretty much allowed to make an article on that. in fact, it's curious this wiki doesn't have one already... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:44, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Google translate looking real helpful: Uważaj! Jeśli DaniPine ma choć lekkie swędzenie na twarzy, trafi na OIOM. Nie martw się, będę tutaj, aby pomóc. Coffi (talk) 00:45, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: that's not true at all. I just follow HTBFANJS. and I'm not the only admin inserting ICUs, so I dont' know why you have taken it personally with me... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:48, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

You were the first one to ICU one of my articles, though I read HTBFANWHATEVER, so the memory is still strong and humiliating. Well, not really. It was the first... dissapointment? I don't know. Coffi (talk) 00:53, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: I was just doing my job as an admin. just because you read it doesn't mean you're already putting in practice. plus, it was about something I had no idea about, so I was having a hard time trying to understand the joke. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:57, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

also, you're still noobish around here, so I'm not sure how much you'll be able to help this guy. Skillix should get someone with more experience around here if they want help. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:51, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Experience doesn't matter when I have enough money to buy you! Like I said, my daddy's a liquid trillionaire. Coffi (talk) 00:53, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: well, it's funny, 'cause I'm not buying that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:57, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Skillix: am of startings polandball article, yuo can of into gib help Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:54, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh, really? Is of very thanks! Yay! Skillix (talk) 00:57, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

What are you two speaking in?? Oh, and also, before I forget:

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Coffi (talk) 00:59, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Am ready for writings on cool Polandball!

This will one of most epic articles on Uncyclopedia! Skillix (talk) 01:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)