User talk:Rio GT
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I've read this over, and it's not really very good. A couple of points; it's a bit too random, and the spelling and grammar could be better. It's approaching funny, but not quite there. Having said that, notice I haven't deleted it; it's a good first effort. You many want to note for the future that Chuck Norris is rather played out here, and it would probably take the combined mind of hundreds of genius bonobos to write a good story with him in it. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:57, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
Fair Play mate, cant say I was too dedicated to writing it in the first place, just bored and fancied taking my mind off the Law coursework. Yes Im studying law. Explains why Im so boring and shit. Chuck Norris is easy to start off an article with. The only other things on my mind are legal principles and yucca plants. User:Rio GT 18:33, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Now I've seen it was you who originally created the article, were you trying to delete it when you blanked it? If so, let me know. If you wanted to make a fresh start, you can blank it but add the {{construction}} tag. :-) Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 10:57, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
- PS - however, if you did want it deleted I'd ask you to reconsider as it's not a bad article. Rabbi Techno
kvetch 
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FOXES 10:59, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
- Me again. The construction tag had expired, making it a candidate for deletion - however, as I still think it has potential, I've shifted it into your userspace where it's safe from predatory admins and you can work on it at your leisure. I hope you'll be back at some point to finish it. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:35, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Me again. The construction tag had expired, making it a candidate for deletion - however, as I still think it has potential, I've shifted it into your userspace where it's safe from predatory admins and you can work on it at your leisure. I hope you'll be back at some point to finish it. :-) Rabbi Techno