User talk:Randy Bentwick

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This i have done. I put this on my user page.--Randy Bentwick 19:57, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH vote

For the reasons User:Ggarfield stated on this page, I'd like for you to consider changing your vote from  Against. to Abstain. Thanks. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Also, you should seriosly consider changing your againsts to abstains on all VFH pages. I can understand why you wouldn't like an article, but voting against just decreases an article's health.--Æ 12:53, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

My sorry. I return from Crhistmas vacation. I will change this for you as I am new and I am not prefer to tread on any fingers. --Randy Bentwick 14:13, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem. You still probably should retract your against vote on this page though you don't have to, just my $0.02--Æ 14:50, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

YOU BROKE THE BLOODY VFH

/me coughs

Sorry about that. When you retract a vote on VFH and the votes count downs to zero, make sure you leave "0" where applicable. Don't leave it without any input, because nasty error messages jump out and scare the living daylights out of me. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my TIT DIRT? 12:36, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh Hell!! I'm very sorry. I'm new here and I should have not changed it - I feeling bad about this. Sorry.--Randy Bentwick 16:16, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, at first I thought I did something, I was relieved to find out I have another schmuck to blame :) ~ Mordillo where is my TIT DIRT? 16:19, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear Randy Bentwick,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Your voting on VFH, Do you ever vote For or do you only vote Against?

Hea dude,

I just had a look through your contributions... [1] From your what is it? 24 votes or so on VFH, looks like you have only liked um? 3 of the articles you have read? None this year by the looks of it? What's going on? Not that I'm telling you what to do, I just wondered what your rational for voting on VFH was? MrN 16:53, Mar 24

I realise what it is you mean? Would you be attacking my if I only ever vote FOR all the times? It seem no one can take the nagetive critisiscm. Randy Bentwick 15:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I vote only 3 articles which i like as the othersare not too humorous I find. I will change this. I am very sorry. I don't wish to ofend and I will only vote FOR all the next times even for those which i am not too like. Last time before I write Against for atricle, then AE tell me to change to ASBTAIN, so this I did. I am sorry for upset to anyone. I am new to the internet and this means I am new. Sorry. --Randy Bentwick 18:13, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

and i have returned from 2 moths in hospital of late.

--Randy Bentwick 18:15, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

I would suggest that you vote for or against what you feel to be correct, rather than what people tell you to do. I was just rather surprised by your apparent voting pattern. MrN 18:18, Mar 24

I would like to see you do something useful here, other than regularly voting against articles on VFH. We do like people voting on VFH, but 90% against votes and 10% for votes is not ok. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I am so much sorry for upsetting people. I think it is much better for me to leaf this site. I assume wrong things about voting. Some articl i no like, so i vote aganist. I am failing to understand. I never enjoy to annoy people. So I go. Sorry. Randy Bentwick 10:08, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

You wrote UnNews:New public sector breach in UK right? The writing style is COMPLETELY out of character from the image you portray on your main page, and when you write on talk pages. You claim to be a foreign language student in the UK and write in broken English (with the help of Ennis eh?) when you talk to people, yet you show an excellent command of the English language, and many of the internals of England in your article. If I did not know better, I would say that you were actually an English person trying to wind us up... That would not be a problem if it were not for your Voting style on VFH. People tend to look under bridges a bit more when people vote like you do my friend... MrN 14:19, Mar 29

No, it is Trevor who help. I am Ennis! Article granted me gold star in laguage lesson at school - It took long time Trevor helped - sshhh! Trevor allow my to use atricle for myslef. At least it

My times at the site has provoke anger with emials to me. I no longer enjoy time here. I erase Trevor comment on this page from yeterday also . Randy Bentwick 17:34, 30 March 2008 (UTC)