User talk:Narcissus Black
Welcome to my talk page. Could you please try and keep the abuse to a minimal level. Cheers. --Narcissus Black 15:33, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Welcome!
Hello Narcissus Black, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
16:52, Jun 12
Petty fools. Speechless in my presence.
Categories/quote spam
I'm sorry that yopu think i'm being unfair - the edits you've made look a lot like pointlenss spamming of categories (these should be relevent to the artcile)/quotes (About one or two); which is discourged...?— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:49, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Amy Winehouse nonsense
- 15:09, 26 August 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Category:Things Amy Winehouse has smoked" (I don't speak nonsense.)
- This was deleted a few days ago, and I've undone most of the other cruft you've been adding - you leave me no option but to politely ask you nicely again not to be doing this and actually make some useful contributions to articles (or even write one your own) Thank you:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:54, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
I saw that little remark you just did
And just to put your mind at ease, ZB didn't do it out of some whim, it was voted for deletion. ~
21:40, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
???
Care to explain? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:04, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
- I believe it's due to this. ~
08:08, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
- I believe it's due to this. ~
Turn on. Tune in. Cop out
Basically relax. Sit back and chill. We are here for the fun don't forget. Sometimes it appears like you are here for the conflict. Are you? MrN 17:14, Sep 15
- Afraid he won't be able to answer that for another twenty-four hours. I'd like to repeat what MrN said, but add a longer ban threat to it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:15 Sep 15, 2008
Vote for ME!
Hi. I'm BlueYonder, a relentless whorer of my own articles. I noticed you enjoyed my recent UnNews article. Might that mean that you'd be willing to vote for it to be featured?
Aren't I shameless?
BlueYonder 
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So you stopped being funny
Sorry mate, you're out for good. If you want to keep trolling around, that's your issue, but it's a shame that someone who could have been a contributing member became a self obsessed schmuck instead. ~ 14:50, 26 February 2009 (UTC)