User talk:MidwayHaven

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

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Please link this to the Philippines article. This article and the Gloria rewrite are well written.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 03:07, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Tulong naman pre

Nasa vote for deletion ang philippine article, i need your help since isa ka sa mga writers. Please vote for KEEP here:

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#.5B.5BPhilippines.5D.5D

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 14:39, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

re:

Pre, kelangan ko tulong mo sa pag rewrite ng article sa Philippines. Kung masisimulan mo na pre, mas ok, and then magdudugtong na lang kami. Hindi ako pwedeng magsimula kasi may sumipsip sa mga admin at sa tingin ko may nagbabantay ng article sa Pinas.

One more thing, you may want to work on your signature. Pag gagawa ka ng sig paki lagay naman ang Pinas flag sa siggy mo.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 11:15, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Ateneo Article

Nice.

Pre siguro add natin ibang stupid but disturbingly true facts about Ateneo, like their hatred sa LaSalle.

Paki add na rin na ang Ateneo hindi maiwanan yung alma mater nila na kahit nakakalbo na at 20 years nang graduate eh somehow suot pa rin yung Ateneo jacket nila sa office, or nakikigulo pa rin sa UAAP.

And siguro magandang section din na idagdag yung "Why Ateneo is better than LaSalle". Hindi yung mga tipong old jokes (like mahirap ang parking sa LaSalle), but mga facts about Ateneo na talagang maiinis yung mga nagaaral at nagaral dun.

And of course the Arreneow Lingo.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 12:53, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

"racialist" dude

Pre, yung si "racialist" identified ko na. He goes by the user Nihilistic Chimpanzee, and I'm sure isa lang sa sock puppet nya to. Browse mo yung talk page ko, nag send sya ng message sa akin, and he used the same word.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:13, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Philippine Article

Paki post naman yung article mo sa Pinas. Gawa ka na lang ng page na user:MidwayHaven/Philippines, and then move na lang sa CVP'd page after ma-unlock ng admin.

By the way, may nagrerevert war sa article mo kay Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. I believe eto yung nag create ng article before na na ICU/rewrite. Bantayan mo article mo pre.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 17:34, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Gloria

Sorry dude, it's kind of a late reply. I saw that you personally nommed the article for VFD and CVP. You did the right thing. The same thing happened to the "philippines" article. The whole article was hilarious and somehow these IPs came out of nowhere and the article became crap. We can't really do anything about this even if we request for a semi-protect. It's a shame, only our fellow countrymen seem to exhibit this behavior in Uncyclopedia. I won't blame the Admins if they ban all the Filipinos here in the future, hahaha. Peace. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:38, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

By the way the IP "vandal" and Kapuso are the same person. He is the first one who created the article, and it was tagged for a rewrite - FYI. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 16:52, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Kapuso issue

Dude, the article you created is now with this arrogant user. It looks like most of the materials you created will be pee reviewed by the admins and will be credited to him. And the funny thing is 95% of the article is YOUR material. Take a look at his pee review statement pointing out the one that you have written are nonsense where in fact, aside from his latest unfunny additions, is YOURS. What an arrogant little prick spreading lies about crab mentality and shit.

By the way in case you don't know, he's close with the admins now.

One more thing, I can't believe the admins are falling for his tactics! He is obviously the IP vandal, he used the same asswipre retort both in his IP page and his user page! I really can't believe that the admins are not seeing this! Not to mention this IP added the ZTE scandal etc. jokes in Grand Theft Auto Philippines! It's really that obvious and the admins are sympathizing with him.

I'm quite sure that this clown is a sockpuppet. You just don't come in after two years of hiatus and know your way around Uncyclopedia. If you dont believe me, check his contrib logs. I won't be surprised if he is the same person that messed up the Philippines article (i'm sure you know which "user" i'm referring to). --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 07:37, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Old Philippine Article

I still have a copy of the old one. I'll send you the link asap. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:57, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Here it is. User:Gilgal1/Pilipinas. You may work inside this page and we'll just move it later for the CVP'd one. Please include the section "government" in the article (that would be my handiwork hehehe). --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 10:04, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

User:Kapuso/Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Pare, take a look at this link and its history. He's claiming that he's not the IP asswipe doing the revert war. He accidentally forgot to login and his IP address came out. What a douche! --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 10:13, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Regarding your and Gilga's beef with Kapuso

First of all, let me state that there is no such thing as "close with the admins". We are here to maintain law and order and to get as many pies as possible. We normally do not take sides. Second, I left both of you some notes regarding him but both of you didn't respond. If you have any complaint against him, you should discuss it with me or with any other relevant admin, so we can solve this peacefully. On a side note, please do not place new articles on VFD, this is meant for articles that passed their first week, ie - dodged ICU and/or QVFD. Ciao. ~ 17:53, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Kapuso issue

Sumagot na ako sa page ni Sir Mordillo. Wag mo na sagutin. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 11:17, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I saw your apology in Kapuso's page. You are right, let him have what he wanted so badly. It's just futile to discuss something with that person, it's like talking to a brick wall. I left a note in Sir Mordillo's page, and that would be my last reply to this Kapuso thingy. If we continue this any further it'll just mess up our mojo. I wouldn't even bother to answer his asswipe-novel-length retorts. Hey, haven't you noticed his way of writing? 500 bucks says that he is a communist activist? Hahaha. Really dude I know someone like this. A sentence or a phrase against him and you'll get a 500 page novel in return. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 11:42, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Redundant

Pre, I think we should clean up the "See Also" sections in our articles. Your "Philippines" template took care of the links, so it would be redundant if we have the articles in the "See Also" section too. I have cleaned up the links in my articles. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:00, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Sockpuppet

Pre, I suggest we stay away from Dsweetheart08, and let the admins decide what to do with him. He's obviously Kapuso's sockpuppet (you can tell by the way the article is written). Mordillo and Lljego also suggested that we let things cool off, I suggest we comply. The only thing to do is revert our articles whenever his sockpuppets decide to whore his "NRV" articles in ours. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:17, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Philippines template

Pre, I have added Abu Sayyaf in your Philippines Template. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 15:23, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Imaldic template

Hya. Please stop using this template. As a general rule we stopped using these kind of templates a long time ago. If you must use it, please limit it to Philippines related articles - but I'd rather you didn't at all. Thanks. ~ 07:51, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Also, the ICU tag is for usage for articles which are no more than two days old. For the Johnson's lotion article you can use {{fix}} or {{rewrite}} or just post it on VFD.~ 07:56, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Philippines

The main article about Philippines has been recovered from off-site and reposted here: tl:Philippines/en. Most likely this is not the proper naming convention, but at least this should provide a copy which is safe from whatever is going on here on en: --66.102.80.212 16:02, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

See the saved article here, if you're interested...

-Ianlopez1115 09:34, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Vagina addition approved

Your addition to the Vagina page has been approved. Good stuff! --Allahgator 00:07, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Philippines

Pre, i think we need to create another article about the Philippines. Someone redirected it to Filipino, and its not in CVP anymore. Please help me in creating a new draft. Andaming kups na umeeksena, binababoy articles natin. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:14, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Dude, the Philippines article under ianlopez's userspace was moved by Expletive deleted to "why visit the philippines". I suggest we move it back to ianlopez's userspace so that we have more time to edit it. It now has an ICU tag. --Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 02:10, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Re-redirected it to your "philippines" page as of now. I'll try to save it in a private place. -Ianlopez1115 07:41, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

n00b | Precision | Willing to lend a hand to the Philippines articles

MidwayHaven and all Filipino Uncyclopedians.

I'm new here. I'm willing to help in expanding the Philippines articles. I don't have material yet, but I can do edits, proofreading and stuff. --Precision 01:17, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Do read this, since this is kinda crucial.

I have noticed that your userpage in Pekepedia is listed here. it will be deleted on (or after) August 30, 2008 because you are not registered in Pekepedia (per this page). You have until the said date to take action. Thanks in advance (as usual).

-Ian Lopez MUN 13:09, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Pare please read this

Nasa atin na ulit ang GMA article.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 11:23, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

YOU ARE INVITED!

You are invited* to Joe's Haven. Join Now! Three times better than UNSOC! | King Joseph | Talk | 07:10, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

• If you are Japanese, and received it, please throw it away.

you probably missed the point in the network war

I think that you missed out a player in the Philipine Network War article. It's TV5 (was known as ABC5 until early-to-mid August 2008. -Ian Lopez MUN 13:57, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Friend were do you live in the philippines? sorry comrade! im a awkward Russian--Red October 18:57, September 16, 2011 (UTC)