User:Precision

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This user is a Filipino. Don't look them in the eye – they'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.

Go to UN:AAN for adoption

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This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .

“Who the hell is Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior?”

~ Precision on Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior

What I plan on doing

I'm just gonna try to screw up... er, I mean edit some stuff in here. Also, to those Filipino Uncylopedians out there, can we please get together and expand the Philippines articles? I mean, we look pretty-lame ass in here, don't you think?

Minor Edits

Uncyclopedians, please allow me to edit your articles. I usually just do spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. I hardly rewrite sentences. But that's for minor edits only.

Not So Minor Edits

• Philippine Cuisine