User talk:MetalHeadsRejoice
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Welcome![edit source]
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VFH[edit source]
Hey dude. I'm glad to see that you're having fun writing articles for this site, but I think you need to work on them some more before you put them on VFH. Also, before putting your own article up for votage, make sure you get a Pee Review first- this gives you a good idea of how you can improve your article and possibly make it VFH worthy.
Good luck with Uncyc! Saberwolf116 05:13, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
VFH again[edit source]
Please make sure you read the VFH nomination rules very carefully before you nominate anything further. You've posted two articles in a way that violates VFH guidelines. Don't post anything further before you are sure you understand how to do it. Thanks. ~
07:16, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
'Ello matey[edit source]
If you want to change your name, you'll need to have a word with Sannse, as she's pretty much god around here and is the only person with the power to change it for you. If this is a temporary thing, as I suspect, it's probably not worth the bother though. Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 16:22, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia Legal Department[edit source]
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. Cheers! 00:11, 22 September 2010 (UTC)
Although this may be too late, as it appears you may have been banned... :( ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:11, 22 September 2010
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – 
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