User talk:MetalHeadsRejoice

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VFH

Hey dude. I'm glad to see that you're having fun writing articles for this site, but I think you need to work on them some more before you put them on VFH. Also, before putting your own article up for votage, make sure you get a Pee Review first- this gives you a good idea of how you can improve your article and possibly make it VFH worthy.

Good luck with Uncyc! Saberwolf116 05:13, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

VFH again

Please make sure you read the VFH nomination rules very carefully before you nominate anything further. You've posted two articles in a way that violates VFH guidelines. Don't post anything further before you are sure you understand how to do it. Thanks. ~ 07:16, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

'Ello matey

If you want to change your name, you'll need to have a word with Sannse, as she's pretty much god around here and is the only person with the power to change it for you. If this is a temporary thing, as I suspect, it's probably not worth the bother though. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:22, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Legal Department

YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL

In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. Cheers!  ^{00:11, 22 September 2010 (UTC)}

Zana Dark, Head of Department  

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Although this may be too late, as it appears you may have been banned... :( ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:11, 22 September 2010

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