|Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are METALHEADS101?|
Hey, dudes. This is me, MetalHeadsRejoice, and I'm here to bring HEAVY METAL into this website. Turning some of the worst, and/or even the crappiest articles, into more than average, or just average articles that will KICK YOU IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!
Not only am I just a member on Unyclopedia, I'm also the Expert's Manager/Heavy Matalist of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, in which I edit a bunch of lame/boring/unadvanced articles into tip-top shape. So if you ever want your articles to be on the main page/nomimated, just send me your dumb-ass "stub" articles. I am recently on hiatus now thinking what I'm going to do next, but I'll come back. But for now, just read the articles I wrote previously.