User talk:Lord Serioch
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:52, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
Er, not taking anything personally, are we?[edit source]
Just thought I'd check, because, well...
- I review your article, giving what I think to be positive, helpful feedback. OK, it's not a huge score, but I'm trying to be honest and giving tips on how to improve it. And I'm very positive about the potential.
- You write this.
Now, the edit history says it's not meant to be serious, but the timing and tone it takes makes it seem just a mite suspicious - have we taken things to heart a tad?
So just to say this again: I gave an honest opinion - that's the best I can do for you. I'm not going to lie to make you feel better, but I am going to give you tips to improve, and encourage you to do so - see my reply to you on my talk page! From that I repeat: lots of users started off here writing less than stellar articles on their first go. Have a look at mine, for instance. I do give a damn about the writer of every article I review. That's why I spend plenty of time on each review, and give as many tips, and as much advice as I can. For me, the worst reviews are ones that tell you nothing. I spent half an hour on that review - that should show you I care!
If you think linking to HTBFANJS was an insult, consider this: some of our best and most featured writers still read it every time they write a new article, because they find it helps them.
And finally, if you don't like my opinion, you can get a second one. Put it back up for review, specify you want a second opinion, ask someone in particular if you like.
Of course, it could be that you just found the whole thing amusing, and I'm the one taking things personally. But you have to admit, the timing is "interesting"! So I hope you didn't take offense, because assuredly none was intended. Anyway, that's enough wibbling from me, I'm off to do something else now. Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Ah well, thanks for clearing that up - it just felt like the timing was co-incidental, to say the least, but no worries and no harm done! I'll try to take another look in the next couple of days, depends how busy I find myself at work really! As to sigs, have a look here, that should answer most questions you have. If you want to base yours on someone else's, take a look at the page - most of them are saved under some variation of User:Username/sig so a little experimentation should find it. User:Under user/sig2 is my latest, for example. Then rip out the code, change everything that applies, and Bob's your auntie's live-in lover. See you around! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:05, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Image Request[edit source]
Just done you an image on UN:PIC. Hope it's OK. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:03, 15 February 2008 (EST)
- OK, here's the deal: I can't find a decent source image that fits your request - a businessman sitting in a library reading. So if you find the source image, I'll add the tail. Deal? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:22, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Your ancient image request...[edit source]
A long long time ago... you made a request at RadicalX's Corner, I am archiving the page so if you still want a pic please post a new request. --Dame 
11:41, 12 June 2009 (UTC)