User talk:Ivoire
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Mattsnow 15:39, 3 January 2014 (UTC)
Oh gosh!![edit source]
Why did i blocked? I didnt anything!! fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!! ;( --Ivoire (talk) 08:55, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
- Sorry. Abuse filter's a little high-strung. We think its because it's overworked and undersexed. ~ BB ~ (T)
~ Sun, Jan 5 '14 9:02 (UTC) - What? So havent i any mistake? --Ivoire (talk) 09:06, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
Template:Beep[edit source]
Hello, your Beep-template is currently on QVFD, under deletion, because I don't see any point in having it. What purpose it holds on the korean uncyclopedia where you seem to have taken it from? And what purpose it holds here? Unless you can answer that, it will be most likely deleted. Thanks. Zzz 
10:01, 5 January, 2014 (UTC)
Your userpage[edit source]
That's an impressive bit of code you've got there, but if you want to use a different image for the logo a nice short way to do it is to say {{#setlogo:<insert image name here>}}. Hope this helps. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:03, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
In case you're still alive...[edit source]
Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:42 Jun 7 2014