User talk:I Hate Wikipedia

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Question

Just wondering: How do you feel about Wikipedia? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃

LET IT BURN.

Yeah, I hate wikipedia to. A admin on there cussed at me when I asked for help in making a page, then when I made it it got removed, and the admin didnt care. Later I got banned for vandalism because I had NO idea what I was doing when I tryed to edit this page.

Sign the Petition

Ban Wikipedia

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/ban-wikipedia/

I have witnessed the conversation on IRC covering this topic and this is what they have to say:

• [19:08] <GorillaWarfare> Hahaha oh man, have you guys seen this? http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/ban-wikipedia/
• [19:08] <Loki> Ah okay.
• [19:09] <Loki> Pilif12p: I only ask because when I made my account back in the day, I don't think any eyes went into it O.o
• [19:09] <Pilif12p> oh
• [19:09] <PeterSymonds> BarkingFish, well, I doubt that'll be the end result.
• [19:09] <Pilif12p> BarkingFish: so, option 1 won?
• [19:09] == Dragonfly6-7 [~test@bas1-montreal48-1176342060.dsl.be… has joined #wikipedia-en
• [19:09] <PeterSymonds> Says my secret-pro-PC opinion.
• [19:09] <{Soap}> A Nobody is signing a petition to "ban Wikipedia" ?
• [19:09] <Dragonfly6-7> Stereotypes of groups within the United States
• [19:09] <Loki> I have low # of edits, but my account has been around since I think 2007 or 2006 Pilif12p
• [19:09] <PeterSymonds> Which is not-so-secret now.
• [19:09] <Dragonfly6-7> {Soap} - lnk me?
• [19:09] <Sky2042> GorillaWarfare: I like the goal number of sigs.
• [19:10] * Sky2042 chuckles.
• [19:10] <Pilif12p> (having 3 options for keep and 1 for trash is totally unfair)
• [19:10] <Sky2042> Obvious fake petition is obvious fake.
• [19:10] <GorillaWarfare> Sky2042: My favorite is "it is almost 100% entirely inaccurate"
• [19:10] <{Soap}> http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/ban-wikipedia/ A Nobody's name is not on there, but his talk page was recently host to something related
• [19:10] <BarkingFish> PeterSymonds, you think it'll be manipulated so WMF again gets its own way?
• [19:10] <PeterSymonds> I wouldn't put it quite like that.
• [19:10] <{Soap}> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:A_Nobody&oldid=382948514#Sign_the_Petition
• [19:11] <PeterSymonds> It's clear that the majority want PC to continue in some form.
• [19:11] <{Soap}> that could just be someone posing as him though now that I think of it
• [19:11] <MuZemike> I call bullshit
• [19:11] <GorillaWarfare> I saw the petition on another person's talk page

Me too

I also hate Wikipedia. Too much Weird named Users,Such as that idiot DeltaQuad,And WilliamH and Jasper Deng. These admins should be banned. good day.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.83.66.128 (talk • contribs)