User talk:Deviousdan

HELP ME! All my pages suck and I don't know what to do! I keep re-writing them, but they all end up just as unfunny and sometimes even deleted!! *wah* That said, could someone maybe clean up my User page as well? Oh, and a new bedpan in the corner. My old one's full. And, in the words of Rove McManus: "SOMEONE RUSH OVER THE TOYS'R'US AND BUY ME A BIG TOY." Yes, Rove McManus said that.

If they're being deleted read HTBFANJS And try again. As for everything else...Well no (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 22, 15:35

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Blocks

you can't do any LESS than ban a single IP, not to mention they're usually schools; and if any of them really want to contribute, then they can go home and create an account; that way they can login to that account at school and edit. also, you failed to sign your post on my talk page, which suggests you don't really know a hell of a lot about the internet or wikis, so let's just be friends and you stop telling me how to do my job eh? Cheers -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:55, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

long live Jeese Morrin!

Bring the article back, or I will be pissed, and we all know what happens when I get pissed... it was a great article, Deviousdan, and I hope you can create something like it again. &hearts --Mannsvilla 02:03, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it's so very difficult...

To go into the history for a page and click "Revert". Which produces the amazing effect known as "(Reverted edit(s) of 124.177.19.206 (talk) to last version by Andorin Kato)". Oh, and so what if I'm extremely ugly? My mom says I'm cool. --Andorin Kato 07:01, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Also...

It's spelled "vandalized". --Andorin Kato 07:36, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Also also...

I do love vandalism. It makes me laugh and makes all the evils of the world go away. --Andorin Kato 07:39, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Erm....

I'm sorry to impose (and perhaps this has been said), but it is rather disconcerting that there is a group of people working behind this username. I say this not to be a douche, but because of the sheer asshattery that I can see as being associated with this username now and previously. For example, this message left by one of you guys, and "A group of people working on the same user name, "Deviousdan". They all rule. YEAH! In your fucking face fuckwad!!!" from your Userpage. If you five people want to edit here, fine. But I think that it would be better if you all did it separately. Thank you for listening.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:51, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I have to agree here. Why do you need to hide behind one username? If you are all wanting to be contributing members of the site, I would have thought you would want to have your own individual identities. How else can we get to know you? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:34, 27 July 2007

Wait, this is multiple people under one user? Yes, people. Make separate accounts. --Andorin Kato 07:35, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm afraid that multiple acounts would a) be very tricky to do and b) here's the good reason. No-one in this group has any Internet connection at their homes. Oh, dear God. But they do, however, have plenty of Internet connection at school, in which case logging in and contributing is fine, yet creating accounts is strictly banned. This account was created on one home computer that USED to have Internet connection, yet when we realised that we couldn't create accounts at school, we just used the one. So, we have 5 people: Deviousdan (the original), then there's Andy, Cam, Dr R. and Drifter. For some reason Drifter had to be a jerk and make his own Userpage. Getting to know us is quite simple. Just leave a message adressed to who-ever you want to talk to, and on Usertalk and other talk pages, we'll state who we are. Thanx - Deviousdan, --203.35.25.141 03:31, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S.: You are a douchebag.

See, that kind of comment isn't helping the situation. I'm certain if you trot on down to your public library you'd be able to use the internet there long enough to create accounts for yourselves, and quite frankly, how can we leave a message for one of you when we don't know which of you are the ones making the edits. Say hypothetically one of you made an edit I wanted to talk to you about, I wouldn't know which of you it was.

Heres another way to look at the problem, say one of you does something you shouldn't and gets banned, ALL THE OTHER FOUR OF YOU ARE THEN BANNED TOO. Because of the actions of one. See the problem? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:50, 30 July 2007

If one of us gets us banned, then we'll kill each other. Now THAT'S hilarity. No, you know what? Fuck this. DEVIOUSDAN IS ONE PERSON ACTING UNDER THE ALIAS OF FOUR IMAGINARY PEOPLE. It wasn't bad enough, I tried to create these four people and empty them onto the User Page (then you'd realise how fake it is) and everyone would leave me alone. It was a JOKE, man. JOKES ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE FUNNY. It wasn't a very funny joke. I'm sorry for any inconvinience it may have caused, but... you're an idiot for ever thinking otherwise. Just like some people, I am a jerk. OK? Stop pestering me now. Go away. Piss off. I need my personal space. P.S.: Drifter is a real person and maybe you should complain to him more often (?)

Oh, really now? Well, that wasn't a joke. PESTER. Anyways, for seriousness, don't do that. And if you vandalise, we won't be afraid to ban you for longer periods cause you are actually one person. Also, please do not attack users. It is against policy, and may hurt the feelings of another individual. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:45, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Wow, real nice. Thanks for confirming my suspicions about you. I will be nominating you for a ban. In the meantime if you want to help your case, you might want to read HTBFANJS and try and find some sort of Civility for Dummies book to teach you how to behave politely even on the internet. Shame on your mother(s) for not thrashing this message home until you understood it before unleashing you on the poor unsuspecting world. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:47, 31 July 2007

Oh what a shame, Famine already beat me to it. Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:56, 31 July 2007

I said I was sorry, then I said to piss off, and you fail to do both. I'm gonna make a new profile now and start over again. P.S.: I'm sorry please forgive Javascript: Give the funny man a cookie.

WRONG. Sorry, but multiple accounts is a no-no, is considered Sockpuppetry, and may get you banned. But be civil and read HTBFANJS as Ceridwyn said. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:58, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Saying "I'm sorry for any inconvinience it may have caused, but... you're an idiot for ever thinking otherwise. Just like some people, I am a jerk. OK? Stop pestering me now. Go away. Piss off. I need my personal space." is hardly an apology. You have no right to tell any of us to "piss off" nor to call us idiots and hurl obscenities at us. Everyone who has commented here thus far is a well-established contributor to this site, all genuinely concerned about the issue and trying to help you sort it out politely. This isn't MySpace, so you don't get "personal space." If you want that, turn your computer off and go chill out IRL for a bit. This is your user_talk page. It is where, and get this, because its a pretty crazy idea, other users come to talk to you. Woah. That sure is heavy stuff. I'm very sad to see your ban didn't give you time to reflect on how to be civil or polite to your fellow users, or to see the bigger picture of what we are trying to create here. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:24, 01 August 2007

WTF?

Whadaya mean, four seperate people are fakes? I'm real aren't I, you lying shit Deviousdan!! THIS is why I made my own page. Some people came onto me on my userpage. It annoyed by greatly. It was you was it? Hmm. I'm gonna annoy Drifter now. Bye. --203.35.25.141 03:45, 2 August 2007 (UTC) That's Me, you blocked-head! ha. See what I did there? You're blocked.

Whoa man, don't do that. That's alright. Everyone has a Breaking Point, Andy. just don't let this get out of hand. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:36, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

OK, sorry, Deviousdan. Just... don't do that again, Ok. Hmmm. Drifter didn't like me pestering him. Maybe you could give me some info on not getting banned? NOT LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. Ha. --Andy the Idiot 22:35, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I spoke to you

Now the rule is you must speak to me, and refer everyone you know, and everyone you don't, do do the same. --Xaerun 09:16, 30 October 2007 (UTC)