User talk:Dalinar
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Dalinar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! +-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 01:26, 27 November 2024 (UTC)
UnReviews: Being Male[edit source]
I deleted the article as you asked. However I can't deny it's a shame you weren't able to come up with more ideas for it, because it was actually a good concept for an article. But I understand that you got writer's block and couldn't. I hope that the next time you manage to have more ideas if you ever want to write a new article (not that you have to) DaniPine3 (talk) 14:19, 27 November 2024 (UTC)
- You can also put an article in your user space if you want more time to work on it, and you can ask others to contribute ideas. MrX blow me
14:54, 27 November 2024 (UTC)
Drafts of articles[edit source]
How do I make drafts? Dalinar (talk) 03:50, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
- you can use your sandbox, or simply create a new page called "User:Dalinar/(name of the article here)" and then move the article to its proper nane when you're finished. But be sure to check you're not noving it to the user namespace. DaniPine3 (talk) 08:21, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
I know these are in the guide pages, but I can’t find them, so how do I and so-called experts and faux-patriot snake-handler links? Dalinar (talk) 22:12, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
- for the Wikipedia links:
{{Wikipedia}}
for the other ones which I guess it's for Conservapedia:{{Conservapedia}}
DaniPine3 (talk) 22:22, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
Thanks again. Dalinar (talk) 22:29, 28 November 2024 (UTC)
Images[edit source]
How do I upload/add images to a page? Dalinar (talk) 13:14, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
- it depends. are you editing in the visual editor or in source code? If it's visual editor, you have to click the 'insert' button at the top of the page, and then click 'images and media'; a window will uppear where you can search for images on the wiki, where you'll have click the upper button that says 'upload'. If it's code, you'll se an icon at the top of the source editor with a black square with two mountains, click it and a window will pop up; on that window, at the bottom left corner you'll see a button that says 'upload image'. DaniPine3 (talk) 13:25, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Neither appears, but I’m editing on mobile. Would there be a different method due to that? Dalinar (talk) 14:59, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
- On mobile? Well, then I think you have it tough, because I can't see any option to upload images on the mobile layout... the only thing I can suggest you is that you swith to desktop layout by clicking a link at the bottom of the page that says 'desktop'; because I can't see any other option there... sorry for answering much later, btw, I hope my answer will still be of use. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:43, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Thank you! Dalinar (talk) 19:54, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Speak ye this day[edit source]
Life before death Strength before weakness– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
Journey before destination Dalinar (talk) 21:12, 2 December 2024 (UTC)
Sorry…[edit source]
Could you please destroy all of my works in progress? I’ve failed them all, and wanna do something else without all those other ones following me around.
Thank you, Bondsmith of Honor Dalinar (talk) 17:43, 8 January 2025 (UTC)
- So, you want to get the articles on your userspace deleted? Is that what you want? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:49, 8 January 2025 (UTC)
Yes, I do want them all gone. I apologize if that was unclear. I have no idea on continuing them, and honestly I don’t ever plan on finishing all but one. Thank you again. Dalinar (talk) 02:38, 9 January 2025 (UTC)
Done They're all now deleted. Should I delete the one's that's a redirect too? Because if I do, you should change your userpage's link... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:31, 9 January 2025 (UTC)
DoneYes please and will do.