User talk:Clanger
Welcome![edit source]
Oh, hello, Clanger, nice that you decided to make a new account into these flaming wheels of death and sorrow. I`m happy that all the 666 messages we sented you finally worked. We are also thankful because of your contributions, but for any case, please read the text below before you end up too quickly.
- Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you.
- Our Vanity Polices - So
the Africans from Finlandjust few people could understand you and not automatically ban you. - How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said
- And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedia admins NEVER like dicks. Unless the dicks are their own.
When you are discussing with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (
) button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. Everybody would be confused, and some of the users has frying pans. So be careful.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Cat the Colourful/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia has also sometimes big competitions, like PLS and others.
If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the corner and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best program in world.
So, again, welcome!
Zzz 
14:20, 9 May, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. I think you are a bit poor, not in a bad way, I mean... You dont have any Welcome templates have you? Your welcomed.
wikification; is a Norbert Flambino racing car like a Norbert Dentressangle lorry?
Dentressangle?!?!? I thought you were kidding until I googled that just now. The Norbert Flambino (and it's less expensive, lower performance sibling, the Flambino Bambino) are both the product of an extended drunken conversation about cars I had when I was was not long out of high school. Aside from meeting someone actually named Norbert a few months ago I was only vaguely aware of the existence of a Norbert anything. I sincerely believe I made up Flambino however I'll have to google that just in case.
Dentressangle... I could never have made that up...
And while we are on the point... why is a raven like a writing- desk? 87.74.4.65 16:40, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
Wow[edit source]
You've been around here a while clanger, why not pop up in the forums or the chatroom once in a while eh? You're one of the vets.--Witt, 
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UNion Entertain me* 02:54, 4 January 2007 (UTC)