User talk:Cigaro Cubano

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DU WILL PLACE ZEE DISCUSSIONS UND TALKINGS HERE NOW!!!

Hey there. I see you took directions from James Joyce, yet again and only slightly goofed on the Pee Review thing. It's not a biggie (hope I didn't scare you) — you just put the article body in the spot where you oughtta put the link to the article and your plea for assistance. Like I said, no biggie. Anyway, I changed it around a bit and wrote a message for ya, in absentia, until you go back and re-edit it yourself, if you like. I know the whole wikiformatting, or whatever, can be overwhelming at first (I'm still in my infancy after a few months of doing it) so if you have any questions, well... I'm probably not the guy to ask. But feel free to ask anyway. I will, however, say that I enjoyed this article and it gave me some laughs. But did ya see how I keep linking to WWJJD?? This sorta reminds me of that. Along those lines, Obliquosphere may not be welcomed into the fold of featured (I could be wrong about that, btw), but I do think it'll be safe from being huffed. The length would definitely be an issue as far as getting most people to "go all the way" with it, which is kinda important. Mind you, I'm not saying you should change a thing — if you're enjoying the creative process, then you're where you need to be with it. Once I reread it (whilst high?), I should be able to give you some more tangible consultation, or at least a club jacket.-- Imrealized IMme 18:31, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey CC... wasn't sure if you knew that I had replied to your message on my talk page — whatever long-winded crap I spewed is there, if you get bored or something. Anyway, I'm not sure exactly how new you are to all this, but I thought I'd provide a useful link. [1] is a list of codes (is that even the proper terminology? I have no idea) for all sorts of nifty doo-dads to spice things up. I'm not sure if there's a list like that here or not. Also [2] seems to be a pretty good colour chart, but others around here may know of something better (I'm honestly not deliberately trying to sound confusing, I swear). If you ever want to use any colour in a page, you'll need something like that. Now I depart before this, yet again, turns into more long-winded crap. Eh, I guess you could call it my "gift of drab".-- Imrealized 07:14, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Addition to Slug

Nice addition. Any ideas for a photo/drawing? I feel the article needs something subtle & relevant to add a bit of oomph. --JAX-arrgh!!! Prevaricate at me 18:47, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

It’s that God again

The purpose of the article was really to show the effects religion has upon the world. Maybe basing the article precisely on God was too specific to allow for this. I’ve created a new article with a new opening paragraph here: Organised religion. The article will obviously need to be adjusted slightly, but I don’t think that will take much effort. Wonna join in? Weri long wang 17:34, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Sig

It seems we're not agreeing on your monstrosity of a sig... That's ok, though. Because I don't NEED YOU TO AGREE! This isn't the homestarrunner wiki. We don't like our pages to take ages to load just because your signature has been placed on it. So please, either go along, or force me to show why it is exactly not a lot of people like me. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 16:15, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm working on it at the moment...trying to figure out how to code...please give me some time to figure this out, thanks. Cigaro Cubano 16:19, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

So, THIS is where you should reply if THIS is where someone left you a message... And ok, fine... But DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT using it, or it will be deleted. Thanks. :D --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 16:23, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Ok, so why is it too big? physically, or too much data? Cigaro Cubano 16:24, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Both. And it has caused already 50 pair of eyeballs to bleed. Oh, and btw, apparently you've already used it on other pages... So, I'll tell you what I'll do... I'll move it to User:Cigaro Cubano/sandbox, and then recreate the tollerable signature on User:Cigaro Cubano/sig. That way no other pages are affected by your lessons. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 16:27, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

How is it now?Cigaro Cubano 16:29, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Still too much height. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 16:31, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

I got the template from Insineratehymn on ghelae's page. i don't know why they're allowed to use it but i'm not.Cigaro Cubano 16:33, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Because they're not causing ocular hemorrhaging, probably... And besides: can't you just be original? --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 16:39, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise

Im afraid you can only post one(1) entry in each category, so you'll have to remove one of your entries for best article. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 15:48, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

You'll also have to choose just one category for each article. You can't have the same article in more than one category. If you haven't decided which one each of your articles is going to be in by the end, an admin will arbitrarily choose for you, or just take them both out, depending on their laziness. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:52, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

You also cannot have more than one article in each category, just so we're completely clear.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:16, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Mr Cubano, I've removed the duplicate entries from the other categories, leaving Obliquosphere in Best Illustrated and Cigar in Best Article by a N00b, if you want to move either of them to another category, as long as you only have one entry in the category, feel free. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

fucking oops

i let my friend russ add them for me. apparently he's a lysdexic norom who should be skull-fucked. i will retribute thusly... CigaroDiscorsoArticoli 13:31, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem....if you want to move any of them to another category than the ones I put them in you can. I just left them in the ones that I felt were most suitable. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)