User:Cigaro Cubano

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Hey all. How's it goin? It's me. El Cigaro Cubano.

Why I'm So Awesome[edit | edit source]

I don't read James Joyce.
I don't take anyone the environment babies the threat of the death penalty for my grievous crimes to humanity myself seriously
I can write but I don't go to some fancy-shmancy homo-gromo Ivy-League school
Your mom is as hot as Sophia
I HEART EATING CHILDRENCIGARS!!!

My Brain Spasms[edit | edit source]

Obliquosphere
The File Cabinet
Madame The Hotness
The Obliquosphere and Piracy Parts in Chuck Norris until some douche edited/huffed them...parts are still there though
Cigar

MS Paint Masterpieces[edit | edit source]

Fusted Skythe Mimique
Trancepresso
Kreplaagh the Conquistador
Destroyed Vustendius
Stague the Dragortic
The Sulphreous Fye
The Treatise Signateurs
The Verouse Tuggen

Cigaro Cubano Awards of Smokiness[edit | edit source]

The Cigaro Cubano Surgeon General's Warning
Article Beyond Your Comprehension

Co-Conspirators[edit | edit source]

R-Dawg
Rivselis
Ghelae
Sophia

Siggyz0rz[edit | edit source]

The Sig
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