User talk:BouncyWikiLogoDotGiF

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New Article

Can I create a [Insert Title Here] article but its some kind of different from the original? --BouncyWikiLogoDotGiF 01:20, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

No. Never.

Also, use File:Bouncywikilogo.gif instead of File:Bouncywikilogo10.gif. It's bigger and better. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:01, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Tee hee

You said fart. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:46, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

hehehehe... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:28, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Or

Can I create a list of Non-existed words myself? Talk to the BouncyWikiLogo My Contribs My Dictionary 01:46, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

No. You don't have any freedoms. What do you think this is, America?

Also, dear lord your sig is horrible. Please read UN:SIG, specifically the part about a max height of 12 pixels. Since I love you so much, I'll go in and fix it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:02, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

It's slightly better now but still not withing guidelines. Taking it down to 12px made it really suck, though. You might want to turn it sideways? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:08, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I meant is to create my made up words and it's created by me.

it's just like the article Made up Words and I'll have my own version. Talk to the BouncyWikiLogo My Contribs My Dictionary 01:46, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Um, maybe. Would that be funny? You can try making an article like that, but our quality control guys can be pretty strict and they may not like having two articles that look the same. Or you could try making a subpage or Made up Words, like Made up Words/Sexy Lithuanian Edition.

What I really suggest is writing the article in your userspace like you did with the GIF page and then decide what to do with it when it's finished. How does that sound? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:04, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Create

Can I create my own vandalism page?? Talk to the BouncyWikiLogo My Contribs My Dictionary 02:05, December 02,2009 (UTC)