User talk:Bennson

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Hello, Bennson, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Again, Welcome!   ChiefjusticeWii 16:11, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Now that you're back...

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Having recently joined the Grue Army, you are now allowed access to all Grue Army places and files with your level Phi clearance.

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

You may gain awards for particularly impressive acts of valor. These will include promotions, free material, and credit bonuses. Now MOVE OUT, SOLDIER!!! --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 13:47, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

And if you're wondering why this is here, my records show you as part of the Grue Army, which I am now the leader of. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 13:51, October 30, 2010 (UTC)