User talk:BHMMF
Welcome![edit source]
Hello BHMMF, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
03:42, Mar 21
I'm not Tinkywinkyisgay![edit source]
Seriously, I've never heard of him or never met him. I hadn't even heard of Uncyclopedia until 2007! BHMMF 21:39, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Spelling Corrections In Long Dead Forums[edit source]
Please don't do it - there's absolutely no point. It brings old forum topics back from the dead for no point whatsoever, not even to create an Undead Forum Army to enslave the planet. If you want to correct spelling, that's cool, but save it for articles please. --UU - natter 
09:57, May 26
- ...plus, it makes us feel old, and a little sad when we notice users that haven't been around in a while. Then it starts raining. Then we make some tea and stare out the window. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Categories[edit source]
Categories exist to guide users to articles of interest. So why don't you stop attaching RANDOM categories to pages. Obama isn't dead, porn stars aren't US Presidents, etc. Very funny--but you are fucking up a navigation tool to show us all how witty you are. Spıke ¬ 01:57 26-Nov-10