User talk:Absurd

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Danke schon :)--Absurd 18:55, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Es ist nichts. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 18:57

You Page...

I agree with you edits on the you page, changing all the titles, but how come you didn't change {{USERNAME}} And Death to You and Death? Oh also for the scientific name, surely it was better to have caps for all the words?? - 11:08 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!