User talk:*CENSORED*
Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
Greetings, honored traveler *CENSORED*, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:
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Again, welcome! -- 16:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Your new signature (I wrt full to make me look like 1 genious)[edit source]
Paste this code to User:*CENSORED*/sig1, open up my preferences and write {{Nosubst|User:*CENSORED*/sig}} into the Nickname box, check the raw signatures checkbox and save all that.
<small>{{c|[[User:*CENSORED*|*CENSORED*]]}}</small>[[Image:The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg|17px|What I suck at]]<small>{{c|[[User talk:*CENSORED*|*BE A SAILOR*]]}}</small>
--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
I improved your sig, let me know if you like it. ~
11:30, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
- It's good. *Parents discretion is advised* 12:50, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Welcome #2[edit source]
Just a more personal friendly hey to a n00by around here. I'm a little new myself, but I have learned the ropes (I think). If you want some advice before you write an article, feel more than free to drop me a note. I have written some fair articles, and can probably be of some assistance. If you want an example of a good article, try The Color Problem or perhaps my article Wire tapping. For a draft of an article it is a great idea to search, user:"yourUsername"/"Articlename", and create it there. It can be easily moved when it's finished, and this will almost always protect it from being huffed (deleted) by admins before it's truly done. If you need help with that, or have other questions, remember that I'm there for you. :) --
Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 05:03, 9 December 2007 (UTC)