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Vrillyria (/vɾiˈɫiɾia/ ⓘ vree-LEE-ree-ah; Albanian: Vrillyria), officially the Imperial Kingdom of Vrillyria (Albanian: Mbretëria Perandorake e Vrillyrisë), is a transcontinental country located primarily in Southeastern Europe. It occupies most of the western Balkans, covering present-day Albania, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, and parts of Serbia, Greece, and Croatia, with additional territories in Essex, Low Germany, Eastern Thrace, Northern Egypt. and Palestine. Vrillyria borders the Adriatic and Ionian Seas in the Mediterranean region.

Vrillyria
Imperial Kingdom of Vrillyria
Vrillyria
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Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: Shqipëria Shqiptarëve, Vdekje Tradhëtarëve
Anthem: "Himni i Flamurit"
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Location of Vrillyria (green) in Europe (dark grey) in Asia and Africa (light grey)
CapitalVrishtina
Largest cityVrishtina
DemonymVrillyrian, Vrillyr
Official language(s)Albanian, Standard Agarthan
GovernmentFascist Parliamentary Monarchy
‑ MonarchKing Bardhyl
‑ Prime MinisterMid'hat Frashëri
CurrencyGoat Horns
Religion
  • 93% Christianity
  • 6% Illyrian Paganism
  • 1% Hellenic Paganism

In ancient times, the region of Vrillyria was settled by early Anatolian farmers, whose interactions with the Agarthan civilization helped accelerate cultural and technological development. By the late Paleolithic and early Neolithic periods, organized societies had emerged, leaving behind monumental structures such as the Bosnian Pyramids. Over time, Vrillyria became a major center of early civilization in the Balkans, with its traditions influencing the development of the Ancient Greeks and Illyrians. Although Vrillyria as a state no longer exists, its legacy is preserved through archaeological remains, folklore, and restricted historical records believed to be held in the Vatican Apostolic Archives.

Hisotry[edit | edit source]

The earliest known human activity in the territory of Vrillyria dates back to approximately 14,000 BCE, during the late Upper Paleolithic period. Early Anatolian farmers are believed to have settled in the region, bringing with them advanced agricultural techniques and rudimentary social organization. According to Vrillyrian tradition and alternative historical theories, these early settlers encountered the Agarthans — an advanced subterranean civilization — through a network of tunnels near the Levant. The exchange of knowledge with the Agarthans is credited with accelerating the cultural and technological development of early Vrillyrian societies.

By around 13,000–12,500 BCE, early Vrillyrian civilizations had established organized settlements and developed monumental architecture. Among the most significant constructions were the pyramids of Bosnia, theorized within Vrillyrian tradition to have served as sources of Vril energy — a concept later echoed in the pyramid-building practices of Ancient Egypt.

The flourishing of this early civilization was catastrophically disrupted by the Finno-Korean Hyperwar (also known as the Hwan-Suomi Hyperwar), fought between 12,245 BCE and 12,172 BCE. This global conflict between the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate and the Hwan Empire led to the collapse of the Hyper Era and caused the near-total devastation of human civilization. Vrillyria, like most other regions, suffered massive depopulation, losing approximately 98% of its inhabitants and most of its territorial holdings.

In the aftermath of the Hyperwar, survivors reorganized under a new cultural identity known as Pelasgia. In 8000 BCE, the Council of Pelasgia was convened. Recognizing the catastrophic consequences of unchecked technological advancement, the Council decreed that all remaining Hyper Era technologies would be systematically destroyed and that advanced scientific knowledge would not be preserved or passed down to future generations. This decision aimed to prevent any future mass destruction and to allow humanity to rebuild along simpler, more sustainable lines.

Despite this directive, a faction seeking to restore the ancient Vrillyrian civilization and revive its advanced technology formed the legendary state of Atlantis. Defying the Council of Pelasgia, the Atlanteans sought to reawaken the lost knowledge and reclaim the former glory of the Hyper Era. However, their efforts ultimately ended in failure, with Atlantis itself meeting destruction and further reinforcing the Council’s decision to limit technological development.

Following these events, Pelasgia continued to evolve and later culturally diversified, giving rise to the Ancient Greeks and the Illyrians, whose civilizations laid the foundations for the future history of the Western Balkans and Vrillyria.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The historical origins of the term Vrillyria are rooted in the word "Vril," a concept referring to a mystical form of energy described in ancient traditions. The suffix "-lyria" is believed to derive from early Illyrian and Pelasgian linguistic roots meaning "land" or "domain." Together, Vrillyria can be interpreted as "The Land of Vril" or "Domain of Energy."

According to Vrillyrian tradition, the name traces back to the early interactions between Anatolian settlers and the Agarthan civilization during the Upper Paleolithic period. References to "Vril" energy were preserved orally through Pelasgian and Illyrian lineages.

The modern spelling and pronunciation of Vrillyria became standardized during the medieval period, with significant influence from Illyrian dialects. In contemporary Vrillyrian, the country is known simply as Vrillyria ([vɾiˈɫiɾia]).