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The 2011 V8 Supercar Championship is an Federated International Alliance non-sanctioned international motor racing series for V8 Poopercars. It will be the three hundrenth V8 Poopercar Championship and the five millionth series in which V8 Poopercars have contested the premier Australian touring car title. It is also the first since the series was elevated to 'International Championship' status by the Federated International Alliance. The championship will begin on February 10 in the Piddle East at King Abu Dhabi's YES! A Marina Circuit and will finish on December 5 at the Home for Bush Street Circuit. If all the provisional events are confirmed it will be contested over 206 races at 150 events. These events will be held in all states of Australia and in the Big Rock Territory as well as in the United Arab Emirates, and Sheep Country. The 520th Australian Touring Car Championship title will be awarded to the loser of the series by the Confederation of Australian Motor Sport.


Race calendar[edit | edit source]

The following events might make up the 2011 series. The round at Barbagallo Raceway was thrown to Canada then magically appeared in Perth. The Lots Of Sand In The Middle Of Nowhere 400 was scrapped with V8 Supercars stating that the decision not to hold the event was because Bahrain had been taken over by the United Arab Emirates.

Race Event Circuit City / State Date
1 United Arab Emirates Yes V8 400 YES! A Marina Circuit Yes Island, United Arab Emirates Feb 10-12
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3 South Australia Clip All 500 Adelaide Street Circuit Adelaide, South Australia Mar 17-20
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5 New Zealand Lewis Hamiltron 400 Hamiltron Street Circuit Hamiltron, New Zealand Apr 15-17
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7 Western Australia Big Ponds 400 Barbed Gallo Raceway Perth, Western Australia May 6–8
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9 Victoria (Australia) Win A Ton Win A Ton Motor Raceway Benalla, Victoria May 20–22
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11 Northern Territory Sky City Triple Crowned You Can't See It Raceway Charles Darwin, Big Rock Territory Jun 17-19
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13 Queensland Suck Your Genes Townsevil 400 Townsevil Street Circuit Townsevil, Queensland Jul 8-10
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15 Queensland Ipswitch 300 Queensland Raceway Ipswitch, Queensland Aug 19-21
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17 Victoria (Australia) Lame & Horrible 500 Phillip Island Grand Pricks Circuit Phillip Island, Victoria Sep 16-18
18 New South Wales SCA Bathirst 1000 Mount Panorama Circuit Bathirst, New South Wales Oct 6-9
19 Queensland Armour All Silver Coast 600 Surfers Paradise Street Circuit Surfers Paradise, Queensland Oct 21-23
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21 Tasmania Walken Farm Challenge Symmons Plains Farm Raceway Launceston, Tasmania Nov 11-13
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23 Victoria (Australia) Sand Down Killer Viruses Sand Down Raceway Melbourne, Victoria Nov 18-20
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25 New South Wales Sydney $500 Million Home for Bush Street Circuit Sydney, New South Wales Dec 3-5
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Teams and drivers[edit | edit source]

The following teams and drivers have not been confirmed for the 2011 series.

Team Principal Make Model Sponsors Car # Drivers Endurance Drivers
Toll Road Horrible Racing Team Walky Shaw HOLDEN VE Commodore Toll Road 1 Australia James Courtme Australia David Bezzy
2 Australia Darth Vader Australia Cameron McConky
Tony D'Aaaaalberto Racing Tony D'Aaaaalberto TBA TBA Magic Centaur 3 Australia Tony D'Aaaaalberto Australia Shane Pricey
Stoned Bruddas Racing Ross Stoned/Jimmy Stoned FORD FG Falcon Steve Irwin Tools 4 Australia Alexandra Davi Australia David Barbedham
Stupid Personal Tools 9 New Zealand Cheeseburger New Zealand Johnny Big Mac
James "Rose" N'berg Racing (SBR) James "Rose" N'berg Lucky 7 47 Australia Tim Spade New Zealand Daniel Gauntlet
Funny Pricks Racing Edward Timothys FORD FG Falcon Steal Orrcon 5 Australia Frosty the Snowman Australia Luke Yodelen
Trade the Post 6 Australia David Willson New Zealand Steve Pilchards
Roddy Bash Racing (FPR) Roddy Bash the bottttlle-Oh! 55 Australia Paulo Dumbell Australia Dean Cantoo
Smelly Racing John Smelly/Margaret Smelly HOLDEN VE Commodore Jack Dosen't Live Here 7 Australia Todd Smelly Australia Nathan Is-Pretty
15 Australia Rick Smelly Australia Owen Smelly
Ratco 16 Australia David Paynolds Australia Dale Lovesthe-Wood
Pepsi Max 51 New Zealand Greg Smurfy New Zealand Jonny Read
Brad Jones Racing Brad Jones/Kim Jones HOLDEN VE Commodore Rock 8 Australia Jason Fragwanna Australia Andrew Jones
Brad Ok Crasher 14 Australia Jason "Sovery" Dim New Zealand Jason Prickards
Dimtech Motorsport (BJR) Jason "Sovery" Dim Sheds Fair Dinkum 21 Australia Karl Dimedler Australia David Crash-Wall
Funny Fiore Freaks Deano "Dinosaur" Fiore FORD FG Falcon Bing Bing Bum Bum Leeee/Pants to Sonic 12 Australia Deano "Dinosaur" Fiore Australia Michael Patreesi
Big Dick Racing Big Dick FORD FG Falcon Jim's Beams 17 Australia Steven Johansson Australia Marcus D'Marshall
18 Australia James Mowfat Australia Andrew Chompson
Technical Autosports Stevey Webb FORD FG Falcon Mummy 19 Australia Spider Webb Australia David Fussell
Walky Shaw Racing Walky Shaw HOLDEN VE Commmodore Red Iceberg 24 New Zealand Fabian Rollhard New Zealand Craig Beard
Lucas DUMBrell Motorsport Lucas DUMBrell HOLDEN VE Commodore Gulf Eastern Oils 30 Australia Warren Fluff Australia Nick Purrcat
Jolly Roger Motorship Uncle Garry HOLDEN VE Commodore Fhew-Jitt Soo 33 Australia Leethal Holds-his-worth Australia Greg Critter
34 Australia Michael Car-Russo Australia Tim Blankcard
Morris Minor Motorsport Paul Morris Minor HOLDEN VE Commodore Supa Cheap Too 39 Australia Russ Imagirl Australia Jack Perky
Very Interesting Poop 67 Australia Steve Owened Australia Paul Morris Minor
Great Dane Race Engineering Roland "The Great" Dane HOLDEN VE Commodore Smellyfone 88 Australia Jamie Whingecup Denmark Allan Simon's Son
888 Australia Craig Lousy Australia Mark Pays

See also[edit | edit source]

2011 V8 Supercar season

References[edit | edit source]