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User:Uncle Remus
I am the uncoincidentally and undetermined UNCLE REMUS! Praise the Lord.
“I have found that it warmer on the fringe than on the stove”
“I don't know what diseases she may have, PLEASE! DON'T! NOOOOOOO!”
~ My visit to my grandmother
I am like a book, you get bored of me after 15 minutes.
Guess what I do everyday....I read magazines.
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 25 years, 4 months and 4 days.
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This user does not smell of almonds |
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is 1,000 years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
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This user is mostly or entirely made of meat |
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.
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This user likes to eat anything orange. |
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This user thinks the world was going to end in the year 2000. It didn't, by the way. |
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
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This user has been trained by a High General |
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Preceded by: Bob Dylan
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American icon 2000–present
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Current incumbent
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