User:Undernomeder

User:Uncle Remus

I am the uncoincidentally and undetermined UNCLE REMUS! Praise the Lord.

“I wonder why on windy days, the water in the toilet goes back in forth”

~ Me when extremely bored

“Have a tree, send to me. Horn is done, yet be me.”

~ Me when poetic

I am like a book, you get bored of me after 15 minutes.

My view of the world

Guess what I do everyday....I read magazines.

	Uncyclopedian of the Month (at least I hope to be)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 24 years and 22 days.

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This user does not smell of almonds

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

1,000 This user is 1,000 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 1,000

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat Meat

This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user huffs kittens (probably).

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user thinks the world was going to end in the year 2000. It didn't, by the way.

This user has been though Hell and doesn't like it.

This user wants candy

This user thought about running for the 2008 presidential election

This user will have a headache now and then.

This user thinks Florida should become an Island.

This user believes in minorities

This user takes a shit just like everyone else.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user has been trained by a High General

This user is really a famous movie star trapped on a deserted island with a bunch of idiots.

This user is related to Sophia Loren.

"I am the pink"

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This film opens February 31st, 2,0100

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Preceded by: Bob Dylan

American icon 2000–present

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