User:Theotherwhitemeat

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This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user's IQ is over 10.

1337

This user is elite.

1337

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

17-2

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user has been known to type quickly, therefore being more efficent typing than writing.

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

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This user redefines lazy!

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This user doesn't care.

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