User:The PS2 Guy/United States
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| Motto: If they're not an American, they don't matter. | |||||
| Anthem: America, Fuck Yeah! | |||||
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| Capital | New York City | ||||
| Largest city | Disney World | ||||
| Demonym | Bloody yankee | ||||
| Official language(s) | English | ||||
| Government | Totalitarian Capitalist Dictatorship | ||||
| ‑ King of Demolishing Indigenous Cultures | Burger King of the Larddus Obesitos | ||||
| ‑ President of Empty Promises | Mickey Mouse | ||||
| ‑ Supreme Leader | McDonald Trump | ||||
| National Hero(es) | George Washington, Lincoln, George W. Bush, Reagan, Trump, Israel | ||||
| Currency | Credit debt | ||||
| Religion | Colonialism, Consumerism | ||||
| Population | 1776 trillion slaves, 99.9% illiteracy in Native American languages | ||||
| Major exports | Freedom, Invasions, Nuclear explosions, Obesity, Diabetes and Coca-Cola | ||||
| Major imports | Oil, Processed Food, and French fries | ||||
| National animal | Jussie Smollett | ||||
| National sport(s) | Competitive eating, American football | ||||
| Calling code | We're #1! | ||||
“America is pregnant with promises and anticipation, but is murdered by the hand of the inevitable.”
– food critic Emerlist Davjack
“Fuck this colonialist bullshit, I’m moving to Canada to become an Ojibwe!”
The United States of America (USA), commonly referred to as the United States (U.S.), America, 'Murica, Ununited States of Assholery, Southern Canada, McUSA, Dead Indian Land or Uncle Sam's Burger Shack, is a capitalist dictatorship. Covering about 40% of the North American continent (and constituting the sole part of it that is cared about), it is known primarily for its greasy food, rampant obesity, triple chins, and charming sense of nationalism and colonialist consumerist "culture".
The eponymous main course of the fast food restaurant, known officially as the "Delicious Melting Pot of Freedom" and colloquially as eponymous to the restaurant, contains many diverse ingredients that are thrown into one pot, melted, smothered in olive oil, and placed between two slightly damp hamburger buns. The resulting fondue is considered by many to be delicious at first, before deteriorating quickly into bitterness. America also serves a less popular "America Salad", which uses the same ingredients but preserves them in their natural state. Most dislike this dish due to its being "too different", upsetting the homeostasis of the body.