User:Systemdertoten

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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user walks down the
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This user is a militant atheist.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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