User:Systemdertoten

This user's head A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

This user rejects the theory of global warming , or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user should not be trusted.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

Boredom can be a dangerous disease...