User:Starnestommy/old

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Commander of the Order

	Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2007

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Starnestommy/old also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

About Me

[Insert comments here]

Articles

• UnNews:Slow news day results in bizarre death
• HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus - Featured!

Userboxes

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass. du-N
ah-N This user is a native speaker of Asshat. ah-N		This User is one of the coolest in the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!	This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.	This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.		This user is a New Yoinxxer in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.

To Do

Grue Army Newsletter
main base • recruitment • UNSOC • newsroom

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• New Requests for Promotion rule
• Requests for Promotion section moved!
• Grue Army adds new ranks for the first time in who knows how
• Magic man promoted to 2nd-in-command
• J-Shea attempts Coup!
• Meganew Takes Control of Grue Army
• Rosie the Editer: WE CAN DO IT!
• We are all doomed. Famine was right.
• Grue Army Fundraising Game Starts
• Grue Army Treasury Opens
• The previous report was a hoax
• Absolute power temporarily ceded to Thekillerfroggy
• Grue army IRC Chan starts taking Promotion Requests
• The Grue Army Fund is established
• THEDUDEMAN promoted to PSO
• New news system created
• Grue Army and UNSOC channel opens on freenode

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Last updated 03:07, October 28, 2007

I need to do the folllowing:

• 1. Write an article
• 2. Narrate an article
• 3. Make a better signature.
• 4. Quit being redundant
• 5. Cease using redundancy
• 6. Write an Uncyclobot

• Already on it

• 7. PWN an admin
• 8. Finish this list
• 9. Do something on this list
• 10. Get Banned by FFS
• 11. Win an award

• I am already nominated for UGotM

• Waiting until May 4.

• 12. ???

Already done

• Review some piss
• Be nominated for a award
• Improve signature
• Win UGotM
• Write an article
• Do something on this list

Where to find me

• Email: starnessonny@gmail.com
• IRC: #uncyclopedia (Uncyclopedia IRC policy)

• #uncyclopedia (Direct link for those with IRC client software)
• Wikia CGI IRC client for #uncyclopedia (For people without IRC client software)

• Talk page: User Talk:Starnestommy